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The Parish Priest's Chickens - Why you should make sure you think before you speak . The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church. …
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banned8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
The Parish Priest's Chickens - Why you should make sure you think before you speak .



The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church.

One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.

He knew about the cock fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church.

During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"

All the women stood up.

"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up !

"No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is, has anybody seen MY cock?"


Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.




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banned8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
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#1
ooh dear Guv what will come next .....

:)
#2
pmsl :-D
banned#3
GoDutchGo
ooh dear Guv what will come next .....

:)



Probably nothing (If some people dont know what a male chicken is called!)
#4
guv
Probably nothing (If some people dont know what a male chicken is called!)


Mines call Richard ;-) :-D
#5
that's just wrong, plain wrong.

Funny though :lol:
#6
:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
#7
I Like It,keep It Up....the Jokes That Is...lol
#8
rofl!
#9
:giggle: love it!
#10
Thats a hard one (joke that is) :-D:p:w00t:

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