I thought the post I made last week took the biscuit about the guy I work with who goes abroad and plays soldiers in battle re-enactments....... but I've got another corker!
I was just asking another guy a quite innocent question on how he manages to keep the cableing nice and tidy at the back of his TV set. He said it wasn't a problem - only had aerial and video. (Yes he means a VHS recorder). After I had a joke about that, he asked how old do I think his TV set was........ So I says 20 years..... " no try again" - OK 25 years...... "no try again".......
He now tells me his set was made in 1966....... Someone would have seen England lift the World Cup on this set!!!!
LOL...... I have warned him I'm posting this.... so dont be too horrible! ;-)