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The Perfect Murder........

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Any ideas, anyone?? Need a good storyline for my next novella :) Read More
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7y, 8m agoPosted 7 years, 8 months ago
Any ideas, anyone??

Need a good storyline for my next novella :)
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7y, 8m agoPosted 7 years, 8 months ago
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#1
It's supposed to be hit someone over the head with a frozen leg of pork to kill them then cook it .
Please don't though Clarity
#2
jeany123
It's supposed to be hit someone over the head with a frozen leg of pork to kill them then cook it .
Please don't though Clarity


Wondering if it would be possible to kill em and make em eat it afterwards??

decisions decisions ;-)
#3
stab with frozen icicle - bad girls style
#4
I got it.....kill someone....preferebly by poison...a lot cleaner than stabbing/shooting

stick the body in a freezer.....obviously one big enough

get a woodchip maker....position it over running water

feed through the frozen body (frozen so no blood mess) so all the bits go in the water and go away

make sure all bits have gone into the water....clean the woodchip maker

ohhhhh and I was at home with you all night wasnt I:thumbsup:
#5
Ice pick, classic
#6
ClarityofMind
Wondering if it would be possible to kill em and make em eat it afterwards??

decisions decisions ;-)


possibly if you liquidise it :)
#7
loupomm
stab with frozen icicle - bad girls style


Like this idea!!

Violent, gory, passionate, suits me!!
#8
You kill the person your friend wants to kill, they kill the person you want to kill, you be each others alibis.
#9
lol anyone in mind? Depends on the effect your looking for but I prefer the silent method so would go for lethal injection, cut the body into 5 pieces then dump in a barrel of acid, no trace :thumbsup:
#10
lil_tiger
I got it.....kill someone....preferebly by poison...a lot cleaner than stabbing/shooting

stick the body in a freezer.....obviously one big enough

get a woodchip maker....position it over running water

feed through the frozen body (frozen so no blood mess)

make sure all bits have gone into the water....clean the woodchip maker

ohhhhh and I was at home with you all night wasnt I:thumbsup:


you were with me the whole weekend babes and I know you and he were getting on and were really happy together, so you didnt even have a motive.......... right? :w00t:
#11
treble99
lol anyone in mind? Depends on the effect your looking for but I prefer the silent method so would go for lethal injection, cut the body into 5 pieces then dump in a barrel of acid, no trace :thumbsup:


5 pieces???

See I knew I needed the help of a scally. ;-)

lethal injection = too humane.
#12
AshleyRFC
You kill the person your friend wants to kill, they kill the person you want to kill, you be each others alibis.


Tiger.... you up for this??? lol
#13
choclatepup
Ice pick, classic


appeals in a certain vindictive way... but I think I'd prefer using my fingers and teeth :p
#14
ClarityofMind
Tiger.... you up for this??? lol


more than ever!....although can you be done for conspiracy to murder...before the murder has been attempted? lol
#15
even better 2 for price of one, get someone you hate to kill someone else you hate, but make sure you are in no way connected, fit them up good n proper and they get life, one gone, one inside......
#16
loupomm
even better 2 for price of one, get someone you hate to kill someone else you hate, but make sure you are in no way connected, fit them up good n proper and they get life, one gone, one inside......


ooohhh have to consider this........ :thinking:
#17
loupomm
even better 2 for price of one, get someone you hate to kill someone else you hate, but make sure you are in no way connected, fit them up good n proper and they get life, one gone, one inside......


and you would be locked up with em for conspiracy :? woop woop life with someone you hate :? lol fail
#18
get them drunk and get them to walk on a train track as the train is coming
#19
loupomm
even better 2 for price of one, get someone you hate to kill someone else you hate, [COLOR="Red"]but make sure you are in no way connected, fit them up good n proper[/COLOR] and they get life, one gone, one inside......


lil_tiger
and you would be locked up with em for conspiracy :? woop woop life with someone you hate :? lol fail


errrrrr noooooooo
#20
lil_tiger
more than ever!....although can you be done for conspiracy to murder...before the murder has been attempted? lol


uhmmm............... I dunno lol

Not if we dont get caught?

I dont uh think.

But this is just a joke, right?

Tinternet. :whistling:;-)
#21
alexcruxon
get them drunk and get them to walk on a train track as the train is coming


Not hands on enough............ :p
#22
thats the point lol
#23
alexcruxon
thats the point lol


There's a certain need for satisfaction in this.... lol

Just thinking of a storyline for a novel I'm writing of course :whistling:;-)
#24
loupomm
even better 2 for price of one, get someone you hate to kill someone else you hate, but make sure you are in no way connected, fit them up good n proper and they get life, one gone, one inside......


loupomm
errrrrr noooooooo


would be suprised if anyone could do that whilst not doing anything at all...do you not think the person that goes down will wanna take you with em....after all....it was your idea lol :whistling:
#25
lil_tiger
would be suprised if anyone could do that whilst not doing anything at all...do you not think the person that goes down will wanna take you with em....after all....it was your idea lol :whistling:


Not if you play em well enough she means lol
#26
ClarityofMind
Not if you play em well enough she means lol


exactly, plan it well, cover everything, if they cant prove owt then sorted :thumbsup:
#27
ClarityofMind
Not if you play em well enough she means lol


would you go to prison for doing someone (who hates you...so im guessing you're not too fond of them neither) a favour :? I wouldnt lol...there would be some link to be found
#28
ClarityofMind
5 pieces???

See I knew I needed the help of a scally. ;-)


Oi nuff of the scally talk :x
#29
loupomm
exactly, plan it well, cover everything, if they cant prove owt then sorted :thumbsup:


I'm with ya lol
#30
treble99
Oi nuff of the scally talk :x


You owe me dontcha babes :whistling:;-)
#31
ClarityofMind
You owe me dontcha babes :whistling:;-)


Yeah, not enough to commit murder for you tho lol

My next door neighbour but 1 is a convicted murderer maybe I'll ask him next time I see him :thumbsup: see where he went wrong
#32
treble99
Yeah, not enough to commit murder for you tho lol

My next door neighbour but 1 is a convicted murderer maybe I'll ask him next time I see him :thumbsup: see where he went wrong


Bless.

Or just gimme an intro and I'll work my magic :-D
#33
lol all you gotta do is watch the crime and investigation channel......wait for the cases that went cold apart from the 'one mistake'....replicate and learn from the persons mistake...:?
#34
Ran them over with a car and say it was an accident.
#35
lil_tiger
lol all you gotta do is watch the crime and investigation channel......wait for the cases that went cold apart from the 'one mistake'....replicate and learn from the persons mistake...:?


I dont have the patience lol
#36
Abvance
Ran them over with a car and say it was an accident.


it has a certain stone age appeal... cept its prolly vehicular homicide at the very least lol
#37
shove snow down their throat :thumbsup: they will choke and die, but before they are found the snow will have melted leaving no trace of the crime :-D :lol:
#38
Abvance
Ran them over with a car and say it was an accident.


Lol, a police man once told me that if you want to kill someone run them over as you get the least amount of prison time for it :thumbsup:
#39
micoo
shove snow down their throat :thumbsup: they will choke and die, but before they are found the snow will have melted leaving no trace of the crime :-D :lol:


hmmm... off to scrape out my freezer.:-D
#40
treble99
Lol, a police man once told me that if you want to kill someone run them over as you get the least amount of prison time for it :thumbsup:


nice chap eh?:whistling:

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