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THE PERKS OF BEING OVER 50

skusey Avatar
8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run anywhere

4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.

9. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge

13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into
the room.

14. You sing along with elevator music.

15. Your eyes won't get much worse.

16. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

17. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national
weather service.

18. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember
them either.

19. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

20. You can't remember who sent you this list.
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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
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#1
Very good!
#2
Excellent :-D
#3
Can you confirm that these are all realistic Skusey ? :p

Do you have a copy of this book ?
http://www.bradford.gov.uk/NR/rdonlyres/D3A82ADC-DCD6-4DCD-AF2C-25C45E1FBC43/0/over50.jpg
#4
well atleast we know how old skusey is :P
#5
I wouldn't know........yet!!!
#6
[SIZE="6"]Do I look over 50 to you!!![/SIZE]:whistling:
http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk202/pskuse/422.jpg
#7
I think this is terrible, my OH is 50 and none of those things apply, especially the speed limit......are you sure it shouldn't read 70??
#8
lol amusing :)

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