The pirate walked into an Inn and the Innkeeper said, "Hey, I haven't seen
you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
''What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine
"What about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My
hand was cut off. I was fitted with this hook. I'm fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh, we were at sea, and a seagull flew over. I looked up and it c*****d in my
"You're kidding," said the Innkeeper, "you couldn't lose an eye just from
"No, but it was my first day with the hook."