Policeman on his horse says to a little girl on her bike "Did santa get you that?"
"Yes" replied the little girl.
"Well tell santa to put a reflector light on it next year" and fined her £5.
The little girl looked up at the policeman - "Nice horse you've got there - did santa bring you that?"
"He sure did" the policeman chuckles!
"Well" says the little girl "next year tell santa the D!ck goes under the horse not on it!!!"