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The Priest and the Rabbi

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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
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A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other in an airplane.

After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?

The rabbi responded, Yes, that is still one of our laws.
The priest then asked, Have you ever eaten pork?

To which the rabbi replied, Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.

The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, Father, is it still a
requirement of your church that you remain celibate?

The priest replied, Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.

The rabbi then asked him, Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?

The priest replied, Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my
faith.

The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five minutes.

Finally, the rabbi said, Beats the s*** out of a ham sandwich, doesnt it?
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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
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Good start to the day, snowtiger. Looks like a bright and sunny one here. I hope that you've recovered from your holiday now and are feeling bright and sunny yourself.
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Good start to the day, snowtiger. Looks like a bright and sunny one here. I hope that you've recovered from your holiday now and are feeling bright and sunny yourself.

Yes thankyou Chesso all is ok again now, putting it behind us & searching for the next holiday for after xmas .. :thumbsup: .......... Feeling great & a really lovely day here too, looks as if we are going to get another late summer. Hope all is well with you ?
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snowtiger
Yes thankyou Chesso all is ok again now, putting it behind us & searching for the next holiday for after xmas .. :thumbsup: .......... Feeling great & a really lovely day here too, looks as if we are going to get another late summer. Hope all is well with you ?

Glad to hear that; I'm excellent thank you. Been out blackberrying and walking the dog. Nothing much beats a stroll with hubby in the autumn sunshine - not at my age anyway!!
Post if you find a fantastic winter holiday for next to nothing.:-D

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