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The Queen & Dolly Go To Heaven !!

skusey Avatar
7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
Queen Elizabeth
and

Dolly Parton
die on the same day and they both go
before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

Unfortunately,
there's only one space left that day,
so the Angel must decide which of them
gets in.
The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she
should go to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and says,
'Look at these,
they're the most
perfect breasts

God ever created,
and I'm sure it will please God to
be able to see them every day,
for eternity.'

The Angel thanks Dolly,
and asks
Her Majesty the same question.
The
Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse,

drinks it down.
Then, wees into a toilet and pulls the lever.

The Angel
says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.'

Dolly is outraged and asks,
'What was that all about?
I show you two
of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down.
She wees into a
toilet and she gets in!
Would you explain that to me?'

'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel,
'but even in Heaven,

a Royal Flush

beats a Pair -


no matter how big they are.
skusey Avatar
7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
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#1
Lol!! :)
#2
Very good!!! Hahahaha! Will borrow that one if you dont mind!
#3
emmaelise
Very good!!! Hahahaha! Will borrow that one if you dont mind!


£5, paypal gift:whistling:
#4
:giggle:
#5
skusey
£5, paypal gift:whistling:


Hahahaha!!!! Will do!!!!:-D
#6
No leccy for most of the day, so late in posting.
Nice one, hadn't heard that one before. :thumbsup:
#7
Haha....Let's get some more jokes on here.....I'm getting that Friday feeling :-D

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