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The redhead...

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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

'I'm sure that must have embarrassed you so let me pay for your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he listens, he shares his and she listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

They have a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed and totally impressed. Everything had been SO incredible!

'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? '

'No,' she replies. . . . . .

'You just happened to catch my eye.'

(oh shut up!)
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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago

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Next time I'm in a fancy restaurant I must keep an eye out for this redhead. :)
lulu'smummy you are sporting a very revealing avatar today
i likes it! :)
thats a cracking avatar. just perfect place to rest my weary head
lulu'smummy you are sporting a very revealing avatar today
i likes it! :)

fake boobs? no thank you.
fake boobs? no thank you.

And like my fake boobs would want you!
very funny :giggle: like it
could you enlarge the avatar a wee biit more:roll:
And like my fake boobs would want you!

i wanted to rep your boobs LM but i need to give more rep out b4 i can rep ur boobs :(
The redhead, when not entertaining company, was in the habit of putting her glass eye in a glass of water at night to freshen it up for the morning.

After a hard night's drinking she woke up at 3am with a mouth like a meercat's burrow. She reaches over and takes a drink from the glass but accidentally swallows the eye.

Next day she goes to the doctor. He examines her throat and stomach but no sign.

He asks her to undress and bend over so that he can examine the other end and peers in with a torch.

'I'm very sorry,' he says, 'I can't see a thing.'

'That's odd,' she replies, 'I can see you as clear as day!' :p
Yes, well .....:-D

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