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The Rules!

Becksdawe Avatar
9y, 4m agoPosted 9 years, 4 months ago
The FEMALE makes The Rules.

The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

No MALE can possibly know all The Rules.

If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows The Rules, she must immediately change The Rules.

The FEMALE is never wrong.

If the FEMALE is mistaken, it is a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.

The MALE must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.

The MALE must never change his mind without the written consent of the FEMALE

The FEMALE has the right to be upset or angry at any time.

The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.

If the FEMALE has PMS, all The Rules are null and void.

The MALE is expected to mind read constantly and act accordingly.

Any attempt to document The Rules could result in actual bodily harm.

The MALE who doesn't abide by The Rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a whimp.
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9y, 4m agoPosted 9 years, 4 months ago
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#1
ADMIN....have you had a sex change??!?
#2
CHARLIETHIRTYTWO
ADMIN....have you had a sex change??!?


or Changed his name to Paula?


:giggle:
#3
this is serious you two don't you know any better :roll:
#4
jennybubbles
this is serious you two don't you know any better :roll:


Opps, Time to do this then :

If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows The Rules, she must immediately change The Rules.


:giggle:
#5
Iom-RF
Opps, Time to do this then

If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows The Rules, she must immediately change The Rules.


Or maybe Becks should be lynched by all the girls for letting their secrets out???!?

(Currychops has asked if this could be done a large paddling pool full of jelly???!)
#6
Nah C32 cos

No MALE can possibly know all The Rules because The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
#7
Becksdawe


If the FEMALE has PMS, all The Rules are null and void.

.

Read , take in and BEWARE
#8
jennybubbles
Read , take in and BEWARE


I sent you PM's the other day, Does that mean i'm in trouble?

:giggle: :giggle:
[admin]#9
Becksdawe
The FEMALE makes The Rules.

The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.

.



IE:

Men: don't ever cry in front of us because we'll think you're soft and/or a psycho... however... If you don't cry, you lack emotion and are a heartless selfish scumbag.

S'up to you what version of 'wrong' you want to be :thumbsup:
#10
Iom-RF
I sent you PM's the other day, Does that mean i'm in trouble?

:giggle: :giggle:

you did????? Did I miss it
#11
jennybubbles
you did????? Did I miss it


PM's sent................:giggle:
#12
juliet_bravo
IE:

Men: don't ever cry in front of us because we'll think you're soft and/or a psycho... however... If you don't cry, you lack emotion and are a heartless selfish scumbag.

S'up to you what version of 'wrong' you want to be :thumbsup:




How true!!!! :thumbsup:
[admin]#13
ADMIN....have you had a sex change??!?


There and back again - you'd never know it.
[admin]#14
Admin
There and back again - you'd never know it.



Shhhhh.... you've forgotten to take your free rimmel nail varnish off....

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