A group of primary school children, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a school trip to Aintree to watch the Grand National and learn about horses.
When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys with the other.The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that some of them couldn't reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding their willies to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was fantastically well
endowed.Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in year four".
"No, madam" he replied, "I'm riding Silver Spirit in the 4.15".