The Signalman - HotUKDeals
We use cookie files to improve site functionality and personalisation. By continuing to use HUKD, you accept our cookie and privacy policy.
Get the HUKD app free at Google Play

Search Error

An error occurred when searching, please try again!

Login / Sign UpSubmit

The Signalman

skusey Avatar
8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.

The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking: 'What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?'

Tom says: 'I would switch one train to another track.'

'What if the lever broke?' asks the inspector.

'Then I'd run down to the tracks and use the manual lever down there', answers Tom.

'What if that had been struck by lightning?' challenges the inspector.

'Then,' Tom continued, 'I'd run back up here and use the phone to call the next signal box.'

'What if the phone was busy?'

'In that case,' Tom argued, 'I'd run to the street level and use the public phone near the station'.

'What if that had been vandalised?'

'Oh well,' said Tom, 'In that case I would run into town and get my Uncle Leo'.

This puzzled the inspector, so he asked, 'Why would you do that?'

'Because he's never seen a train crash.'
skusey Avatar
8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
Options

All Comments

(8) Jump to unreadPost a comment
Comments/page:
banned#1
like it!
#2
3/10.
1 Like #3
black gerbil1
3/10.


2.5/10 - poor poor :oops:
1 Like #4
black gerbil1
3/10.


http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk10/pauls7010/superdude06-2.jpg
#5
skusey
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk10/pauls7010/superdude06-2.jpg


Repped for that :thumbsup:
#6
Dandoc congrats!
#7
haha!!!
#8
:giggle: love the joke
but love the pictue more

Post a Comment

You don't need an account to leave a comment. Just enter your email address. We'll keep it private.

...OR log in with your social account

...OR comment using your social account

Thanks for your comment! Keep it up!
We just need to have a quick look and it will be live soon.
The community is happy to hear your opinion! Keep contributing!