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The Six Phases of Working

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7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
Sorry if this has been on before :)
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7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago

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Phase 1
You are listening to jazz -- Your first day at work is great.. Your co-workers are wonderful, your cubicle is cute, you love your boss, and your floor manager is the best!
Phase 2
You are listening to pop music -- After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going anymore.
Phase 3
You are listening to heavy metal -- This is what happens after about SIX Months!
Phase 4
You are listening to hip hop -- You become bloated due to stress, you're gaining weight due to lack of exercise because you are so tired and have so much work to do and when you get home you have more work to do. You feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your fellow coworkers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are closing in.
Phase 5
You are listening to GANGSTA RAP -- After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.
Phase 6
You are listening to the voices in your head -- You have locked the office door to keep people out, You wonder WHY you are even here in the first place and WHY did I come to work today!
lol :)
lol, I can identify with these!
I'm consistently on phase 2 lol.......must learn to say know but love helping out the dumbos lol

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