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The things kids say

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6y, 6d agoPosted 6 years, 6 days ago
My daughter has just shared her wisdom with me and told me that the day the earth started there was no history and 'they' had to wait til the second day, she makes me laugh.
She was rattling on yesterday and I said 'you live in a dream world' to which she replied 'well you said i could have an imaginary friend and if i did then they'd have to live somewhere'!
She kills me. She asked me the other day if it was day or night when the earth started, how old does she think I am! I wasn't there!

What funny things do yrs say?
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13 Likes #1
Walking through Cardiff with my 5 year old at the time, there was a crowd of Muslim ladies in traditional clothing, my son turns to me and said "Look out dad, Ninja's"
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8 year old niece

''See that boy over there, he is my new boyfriend but he doesn't know it yet''
1 Like #3
4 year old son called the busy road near us ''The George carriageway''

( Dual carriageway )
#4
Carley
Walking through Cardiff with my 5 year old at the time, there was a crowd of Muslim ladies in traditional clothing, my son turns to me and said "Look out dad, Ninja's"


thats funny but why do i feel like it should'nt be :D


snowtiger
8 year old niece

''See that boy over there, he is my new boyfriend but he doesn't know it yet''


i still do say this now :p
4 Likes #5
my 3 yr old told me one night he couldnt get to sleep coz he had hip hops (hiccups)
1 Like #6
also my little sis asked my mum if her legs hurt when she was driving up a hill and asked why people dont jump on clouds when the plane crashes..... she was 17 at the time :|
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My daughter woke up really upset one morning ''I'm upsetted mom cos you're gonna die soon''
''Im not gonna die soon sweety, why do you say that?''
''Cos you're very old mom''

Thanks a bunch!!!!
#8
lumoruk
Sounds like she's being taught the creationism theory. I would get her out of that school pronto.


my daughters school is amazing so I wont be doing that
#9
lfc_engravedonheart
also my little sis asked my mum if her legs hurt when she was driving up a hill and asked why people dont jump on clouds when the plane crashes..... she was 17 at the time :|


love the clouds one, brilliant logic
#10
I put a forehead thermometer on my sons head yesterday as he had a slight temp and bug.

He reminded me that the last time he was ill I had counted out loud 1 elephant 2 elephants 3 elephants... and asked if I could do it again. I obliged while intently looking to see what the reading was doing. When I had finished he lunged out at the thermometer as I took it off his head saying "Can I see the elephants?" :D

Edited By: Plum on Nov 27, 2010 11:47
1 Like #11
My 3 year old said the other night " who's taking me to bed? Actually (her new fave word!) lets have a contest to see who wins the prize of taking me to bed!" Mummy won :)

She tells me this morning her "pip" has gone to sleep (hip)!
#12
nat66
My 3 year old said the other night " who's taking me to bed? Actually (her new fave word!) lets have a contest to see who wins the prize of taking me to bed!" Mummy won :)

She tells me this morning her "pip" has gone to sleep (hip)!


aw thats cute, mine says 'mum, I think I should let you give me a kiss'
#13
michelleleemoo
nat66
My 3 year old said the other night " who's taking me to bed? Actually (her new fave word!) lets have a contest to see who wins the prize of taking me to bed!" Mummy won :)She tells me this morning her "pip" has gone to sleep (hip)!
aw thats cute, mine says 'mum, I think I should let you give me a kiss'

we really should write these things down!!
#14
nat66
michelleleemoo
nat66
My 3 year old said the other night " who's taking me to bed? Actually (her new fave word!) lets have a contest to see who wins the prize of taking me to bed!" Mummy won :)She tells me this morning her "pip" has gone to sleep (hip)!
aw thats cute, mine says 'mum, I think I should let you give me a kiss'


we really should write these things down!!


well we can try and keep this thread going :)
1 Like #15
sat on a train and little girl comes running up and says you look like my dad but he doesent have grey hair ..... i dont have grey hair im only 28


my niece in a supermarket says to my mum grandma why dont u have a moustache like that lady over there
1 Like #16
jamespir
sat on a train and little girl comes running up and says you look like my dad but he doesent have grey hair ..... i dont have grey hair im only 28


my niece in a supermarket says to my mum grandma why dont u have a moustache like that lady over there


oh gosh, when my brother was little he turned round on the bus and said to the woman behind 'yr fat aren't you' oO

Edited By: michelleleemoo on Nov 27, 2010 12:31
3 Likes #17
My son asked why I boiled water and let it cool down before giving it to his baby sister.
I said it was to kill any bugs that might be in it.
He said " well she drinks it from my water pistol when I squirt it in her mouth" :|
banned 2 Likes #18
Happydundee
My son asked why I boiled water and let it cool down before giving it to his baby sister.
I said it was to kill any bugs that might be in it.
He said " well she drinks it from my water pistol when I squirt it in her mouth" :|


Why are you doing that? her immune system won't develop unless she's exposed to some bugs.
#19
lumoruk
Happydundee
My son asked why I boiled water and let it cool down before giving it to his baby sister.
I said it was to kill any bugs that might be in it.
He said " well she drinks it from my water pistol when I squirt it in her mouth" :|


Why are you doing that? her immune system won't develop unless she's exposed to some bugs.


the clue is in baby
banned#20
michelleleemoo
the clue is in baby


But they put chlorine in water to kill the bugs, unless you're using hot water from your storage tank ?
1 Like #21
lumoruk
michelleleemoo
the clue is in baby


But they put chlorine in water to kill the bugs, unless you're using hot water from your storage tank ?


when yr baby arrives are you going to give him/her tap water? i'm not getting on at you or trying to be bullish its just that you give babies cooled boiled water and use the same for making formula milk. I agree that when they are older they shouldn't be sheilded from all germs and bugs but for babies its best
banned 1 Like #22
Depends what you read, just having a quick google throws up none before 6 months after that very little and there are two trains of thought...mine being too much sterilisation leads to complications like eczema to which I am I sufferer. I will not be boiling the water. (though my Mum blames it on the cows milk she gave me)

Oh and we're breast feeding :)


Edited By: lumoruk on Nov 27, 2010 12:58
#23
lumoruk
Depends what you read, just having a quick google throws up none before 6 months after that very little and there are two trains of thought...mine being too much sterilisation leads to complications like eczema to which I am I sufferer. I will not be boiling the water. (though my Mum blames it on the cows milk she gave me)

Oh and we're breast feeding :)



good luck with yr shifts :p
banned 1 Like #24
michelleleemoo


Oh and we're breast feeding :)



good luck with yr shifts :p[/quote]

I can't breast feed oO We got one of those breast pumps, I cringe thinking about it.
2 Likes #25
Well I will follow what the midwife says, it makes sense to me to boil water for babies below 6 months. I would not trust Google with the best healthcare advice.
banned 1 Like #26
We have little helpers where I live.

One of them is helping clean the chicken coop.

Kids are great sometimes :)
2 Likes #27
Happydundee
My son asked why I boiled water and let it cool down before giving it to his baby sister.
I said it was to kill any bugs that might be in it.
He said " well she drinks it from my water pistol when I squirt it in her mouth" :|


Reminds me of something I read (can't remember where) about family that got ill while abroad. Had told kids to only drink bottled water because the water over there wasn't safe and they stuck to this so didn't understand how they got ill. Then they found out, one of sons had been filling bottles from the tap because they were only supposed to drink from bottles!
#28
lumoruk is gonna be on google a lot over the next 18yrs then pmsl.!!!!!
Chlorine dont kill all the bugs. Lumoruk make sure you have lots of nappies for the
diarrhoea then!
1 Like #29
My Son said to his teacher you've got a beard like Daddy while rubbing her chin lol.
Then today I asked him what he wanted for Christmas & he opened the Argos catalogue & said I want all that S$%£! Think I need to stop swearing.
banned#30
kelly_o_fanatic
Reminds me of something I read (can't remember where) about family that got ill while abroad. Had told kids to only drink bottled water because the water over there wasn't safe and they stuck to this so didn't understand how they got ill. Then they found out, one of sons had been filling bottles from the tap because they were only supposed to drink from bottles!


ha ha I've never had problems drinking from taps abroad :D
2 Likes #31
My 3 year oldson said to me today,
"Daddy my gloves don't fit, they are too big."
I said " Thats ok, they will keep your hands warm"
"No, They are too big, they don't go up my nose"

Couldn't stop laughing.
banned#32
I laughed at my niece once after she said something stupid, she ran off crying
banned 4 Likes #33
My friends son was watching Sky at my house and he kept jumping about.

I said to him "Do you have ADHD?"

He said "No we have freeview"

He does make me laugh out loud!
#34
DLM
My friends son was watching Sky at my house and he kept jumping about.

I said to him "Do you have ADHD?"

He said "No we have freeview"

He does make me laugh out loud!


thats funny :D
#35
Child slavery haha, do they do it for free?
DLM
We have little helpers where I live.

One of them is helping clean the chicken coop.

Kids are great sometimes :)
banned#36
moejoejoejoex
Child slavery haha, do they do it for free?
DLM
We have little helpers where I live.One of them is helping clean the chicken coop.Kids are great sometimes :)

I gave him £1.50 and a mince pie.

I am too generous :p

I hope he comes round this weekend to do some dusting and hoovering :)
3 Likes #37
last night my daughter asked me if she had been asked if she wanted to be a human being oO when I asked why she said 'because i'd much rather have been a penguin' X)
1 Like #38
daughter earlier was rattling on and I kept saying huh? she retorts 'mummy, I just cant work with you' oO
2 Likes #39
my daughter and her friend in the back of the car the other day

friend - did you see so and so's hair

daughter - yes its a different colour

friend - and its grown so quick over the weekend

daughter - thats because she's had extension leads put in

X)
2 Likes #40
One dreary grey day my then 7 year old was looking out of the window, after a while he turned and asked "if rain/water is see through, why can i see it?"

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