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The tree hugger

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6y, 6m agoPosted 6 years, 6 months ago
While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco , a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

"You've gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, watch, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What happened to you?"

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."
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6y, 6m agoPosted 6 years, 6 months ago
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#1
lol i like it :)
banned#2
Lol, classic
#3
:w00t::lol:
#4
:lol:
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Phychlone
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Phychlone
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bad stutter:whistling:
banned#8
This reminds me of a member on here that went to San Fran recently! :whistling:
#9
Old as the hills but still good!
#10
Haha, brilliant :-D

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