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The Ventriloquist

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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
An English ventriloquist visiting the town of Tain in the Scottish
highlands walks in and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.

He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Highlander

'Good day, mind if I talk to your dog?'

Highlander : 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Sasenach.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'

Dog: 'Yeah, doing all right.'

Highlander : (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the Villager)

Dog: 'Aye'

Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

Dog: 'Fine. He walks me twice a day, feeds me
great food And takes me to the loch once a week to play.'

Highlander : (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

Highlander : 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

Horse: 'Not bad'

Highlander : (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the Highlander )

Horse: 'Right enough'

Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?

Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,
Brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me
from the Elements.'

Highlander : (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

Highlander : (in a panic) 'The sheep's a liar dont trust it......'
Naeem786 Avatar
8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago

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