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The "who can tell the biggest whopper" thread.

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banned8y, 3w agoPosted 8 years, 3 weeks ago
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Obviously its the internet... you can get away with saying pretty much any little fib you like and no one can say it isn't true.

Come on folks...

Step right on up...

Give us all a good chuckle...

Tell us a good porkie we can have a good laugh at..


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banned8y, 3w agoPosted 8 years, 3 weeks ago
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#1
I'm tee total:-D
#2
Sorry, I'm a very serious person and never joke around.
banned#3
Train Driver
I'm tee total:-D


Some things are a little too obviously not true!!!!! :w00t:
#4
I have a 21" p......................................




iano
banned#5
Predikuesi
Sorry, I'm a very serious person and never joke around.


Never doubted that for a moment Stan. Or is that Laurel?:p
banned#6
that this forum is the most friendiest place in the plant full of caring, considerate, thoughtfull, people in the whole wide world
#7
im the sole creator of google but was ripped off by those yanks :roll:
#8
Where's BG1 - he should be here!
#9
dog_cop
that this forum is the most friendiest place in the plant full of caring, considerate, thoughtfull, people in the whole wide world


haha! and that there is the greatest MVP on here!!!:w00t:
#10
I think Black sheeps post are both witty and informative
#11
dog_cop
that this forum is the most friendiest place in the plant full of caring, considerate, thoughtfull, people in the whole wide world


...and your all of the above :whistling:
banned#12
faevilangel
im the sole creator of google but was ripped off by those yanks :roll:


That's blantantly obviously a lie.



































I intented google.
#13
intented
#14
guv
That's blantantly obviously a lie.

I intented google.


whats intented :lol:

but its trueeeeeeeeeeeeee :w00t:
#15
i got a merc worth 40k and got myself a driver too!
banned#16
faevilangel
whats intented :lol:

but its trueeeeeeeeeeeeee :w00t:


There are lots of things intended...... Especially on 'ere.:w00t:
banned#17
MANJ_007
i got a merc worth 40k and got myself a driver too!


Lots of people have those.

Try again. :thumbsup:
#18
guv
There are lots of things intended...... Especially on 'ere.:w00t:


ok im gonna fess up ........ you may not believe it but .........

i am BlackGerbil1's lover ....... we both swore to secrecy and now im ready to go into the open

he also has a stalker ......... quite creepy really, looks a bit like that american president that got himself killed
#19
one of my ex girlfriends was born a man !:oops:
#20
faevilangel
ok im gonna fess up ........ you may not believe it but .........

i am BlackGerbil1's lover ....... we both swore to secrecy and now im ready to go into the open

he also has a stalker ......... quite creepy really, looks a bit like that american president that got himself killed




















http://www.strawberryontheradio.com/CMS/images/fat%20naked%20man%20on%20computer%20copy.jpg
#21
guv
Lots of people have those.

Try again. :thumbsup:


I've just purchased a £300 pair of jeans! I'll cut a photo out of a magazine and post it later.

Is this one better?:p
#22
DAMNOME
http://www.strawberryontheradio.com/CMS/images/fat%20naked%20man%20on%20computer%20copy.jpg


hey !! i told you not to share bg's picture ........ he will go mad at me :x
banned#23
MANJ_007
I've just purchased a £300 pair of jeans! I'll cut a photo out of a magazine and post it later.

Is this one better?:p


Much better. :thumbsup: (Though no one could be fooled by that..... but that's the spirit!) :w00t:
#24
Im a virgin :)
#25
Lulu'sMammy
Im a virgin :)


so artificial insemination is a good plan then :w00t:
#26
faevilangel
so artificial insemination is a good plan then :w00t:

Just call me Mary!
banned#27
Lulu'sMammy
Im a virgin :)


Plenty wouldn't get away with that one......... but I know first hand that isn't true.

You passed the test. :w00t::thumbsup:
#28
guv
Plenty wouldn't get away with that one......... but I know first hand that isn't true.

You passed the test. :w00t::thumbsup:

You bonked me like?
#29
My MX Records won't work :cry:

Seriously.
#30
I'm a model, and at weekends i do hedgefunds obviously just as a lil sideline!!
i obviously have to many cars to list got to all the top clubs an hang out with celebs!
I NEVER go shopping im so rich the clothes come to me and normally for free!!




and what really makes me larrrrfff is this is a normal day yet some here make this shat up!! :lol:
banned#31
Lulu'sMammy
You bonked me like?


True, you were unconcious. But it all counts! :whistling:
banned#32
Carley
I have a small one


Please re-read the header. :thumbsup:
#33
guv
True, you were unconcious. But it all counts! :whistling:

Wondered where the short and curly came from......in my teeth!!
banned#34
Lulu'sMammy
Wondered where the short and curly came from......in my teeth!!


Wonder no more. PM and pics on the way. :w00t:
#35
guv
Wonder no more. PM and pics on the way. :w00t:

Don't make me false promises....you've got five minutes!
banned#36
Carley
Christ, was i unconcious as well :?


Possibly, but please dont call me Christ.

Only my son has that name. :thumbsup:
banned#37
Lulu'sMammy
Don't make me false promises....you've got five minutes!


5 minutes? That would be very premature!:w00t:
#38
guv
Possibly, but please dont call me Christ.

Only my son has that name. :thumbsup:

Ohhhhhhhhhhh Jesus!!!! OOOH AAAAHHH!
#39
Guv is most certainly, hung like a donkey!! Eye watering moment!
banned#40
Lulu'sMammy
Guv is most certainly, hung like a donkey!! Eye watering moment!



Fail...... This thread is for untruths! :w00t:

(Not who has the biggest whopper!)

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