Bought a new rug last night,unwrap and put in living room and mrs barky immediately gets the dyson out to vaccum it.
So I ask why she is hoovering a brand new rug.
"to defluffify it"
"what the hell does that mean?"
"its like when you get bobbles on a wooly jumper,you use sellotape to deflufficate"
"thats not a real word"
"it must be because my mother uses it!"
Now she is off to work to teach children at nursery school-bit worrying isnt it?