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There arent big enough letters on my keyboard to type WTF?

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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.

She looked OK for a 61 year-old.

In fact, she wasnt too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if Id ever had a Sportsmans Double.

Whats that? I asked

Its a mother and daughter threesome, she said.

I said, No - excitedly.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: Mum, you still awake?
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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
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banned#1
lmfao
#2
I Loled
#3
OOOH MY FACE LOOKS LIKE IM SUCKING A LEMON AAAGGGHHH:w00t:
#4
So, it was your lucky night - all that experience. Once in a life-time.
#5
What's so funny about that? We've all done it.
banned#6
raptorcigs
OOOH MY FACE LOOKS LIKE IM SUCKING A LEMON AAAGGGHHH:w00t:


not everyone goes for looks mate, give it some time:p
#7
Lol.....
#8
dcx_badass
Old but still funny.


Old it only happened to me last week :w00t:
#9
haha funny
#10
lol!!!
#11
That'll teach him!!!

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