Some Christmas giggles or groans: :santa:
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q: What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
A: A Crisp Cringle!
Q: What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has no L (Noel)!
Q: Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A: A mince spy!
Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do rocket scientists get?
Arthur any mince pies left?!
Police don't make me eat brussel sprouts this year!
Snow use Ive forgotten my name again!