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These'll sleigh you! (for the young at heart?)

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1d, 19h agoPosted 1 decade, 19 hours ago
Some Christmas giggles or groans: :santa:

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite!

Q: What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
A: A Crisp Cringle!

Q: What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has no L (Noel)!


Q: Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A: A mince spy!


Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do rocket scientists get?
A: Mistletoe!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Arthur!
Arthur who?
Arthur any mince pies left?!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Police!
Police who?
Police don't make me eat brussel sprouts this year!

Knock knock!
Whos there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use Ive forgotten my name again!
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1d, 19h agoPosted 1 decade, 19 hours ago
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Hehe. My boy will like those. Thanks.

:pirate: CJ :pirate:

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