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Things I've Learned From My Cat

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8y, 1w agoPosted 8 years, 1 week ago
Make the world your playground.
Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a sock over it helps.
If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.
When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.
Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.
Nap often.
When in trouble, just purr and look cute.
Life is hard, and then you nap.
Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them, and play with them when they're busy.
Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there.
Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.
Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".
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8y, 1w agoPosted 8 years, 1 week ago
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#1
:w00t::-D:w00t::w00t:

thats my cat all over
#2
Once there was a broken flower pot and my cat looked cute purred then made a gesture with it's paw to the neighbours house (teaching me to blame other people)
#3
yep my cat loves to meow untill he gets what he wants..lol
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My cat headbutts you in the morning (or evening) to wake you up, then sits there, eyeballs you, meows and demands a cuddle. Only when you give in does she quieten down, and then instead of purring she dribbles, perfusely, everywhere (really gross).
10 years ago she was a ferral little kitten and would not go near me let alone let me touch her. She is so loved and so spoilt.
#5
My little darlimg goes one better than lying across the keyboard- he pinches the keys off it!! Once we came back and the delete button was missing! He had pulled it out and hidden it in my daughters slipper! Another time we found a missing key in the dogs water bowl! I think he is tryi gto tell us something perhaps!!:oops:
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murie;3570057
My little darlimg goes one better than lying across the keyboard- he pinches the keys off it!! Once we came back and the delete button was missing! He had pulled it out and hidden it in my daughters slipper! Another time we found a missing key in the dogs water bowl! I think he is tryi gto tell us something perhaps!!:oops:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/funny-pictures-cats-innocent-look-does-not-work-on-other-cats.jpg
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electriclinux;3568224
Once there was a broken flower pot and my cat looked cute purred then made a gesture with it's paw to the neighbours house (teaching me to blame other people)

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/funny-pictures-your-vase-was-poorly-designed-for-cat-impact.jpg
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-kitten-plant-innocen-face.jpg
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sickly sweet;3569068
My cat headbutts you in the morning (or evening) to wake you up, then sits there, eyeballs you, meows and demands a cuddle. Only when you give in does she quieten down, and then instead of purring she dribbles, perfusely, everywhere (really gross).
10 years ago she was a ferral little kitten and would not go near me let alone let me touch her. She is so loved and so spoilt.

This could explain the dribbling, it was the same with the late great "Satchmo" Louis Armstrong
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/funny-pictures-cat-wakes-you-up-so-that-you-will-feed-him.jpg
#9
sickly sweet;3569068
My cat headbutts you in the morning (or evening) to wake you up, then sits there, eyeballs you, meows and demands a cuddle. Only when you give in does she quieten down, and then instead of purring she dribbles, perfusely, everywhere (really gross).
10 years ago she was a ferral little kitten and would not go near me let alone let me touch her. She is so loved and so spoilt.

Better to be woken up with a headbut than by a ferral kitty
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-cat-claws-youre-awake.jpg
#10
I love looking at funny Cat pictures!! :thumbsup:

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