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......pulled for speeding. Sorry officer I didnt realise I was speeding, I was on the phone made me laugh. any more funny 'Things not to say when'? Read More
michelleleemoo Avatar
7y, 8m agoPosted 7 years, 8 months ago
......pulled for speeding. Sorry officer I didnt realise I was speeding, I was on the phone

made me laugh.

any more funny 'Things not to say when'?
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7y, 8m agoPosted 7 years, 8 months ago
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#1
sorry occifer i didnt realise my JFK/BG1 get out of jail freecard wasnt valid in the real world !
#2
Officer: Sir, Do you know what why ive pulled you over?

Me: Depends how long you were following me for
#3
I said tht once when I was caughtt....honest:oops:
#4
richp
sorry occifer i didnt realise my JFK/BG1 get out of jail freecard wasnt valid in the real world !


:roll:

dean3988
Officer: Sir, Do you know what why ive pulled you over?

Me: Depends how long you were following me for


oh dear :-D
#5
hannah19790
I said tht once when I was caughtt....honest:oops:


ive answered 'well could be a number of things' before :oops:
#6
the police once called my brother (regarding a seperate incident) they said they were the police...n without thinking he said OK gimme a second....just had to pull over, right a can talk now. lol.....he had it recorded n the lot (cos the police used to give him some aggro over his car/age) and the police just laughed it off!
#7
lil_tiger
the police once called my brother (regarding a seperate incident) they said they were the police...n without thinking he said OK gimme a second....just had to pull over, right a can talk now. lol.....he had it recorded n the lot (cos the police used to give him some aggro over his car/age) and the police just laughed it off!


they're not too bothered and it makes me cross actually, last week was at the crossing with 2 pc's (not my personal ones :roll:) and guy goes slowly cruising thru the lights on the phone, they never even noted his plate :?
#8
michelleleemoo
they're not too bothered and it makes me cross actually, last week was at the crossing with 2 pc's (not my personal ones :roll:) and guy goes slowly cruising thru the lights on the phone, they never even noted his plate :?


sure they werent PCSO's...yeah it annoys me too...the amount of people you see driving around on the phone, I would love to pull them over even just to fine em :x
#9
lil_tiger
sure they werent PCSO's...yeah it annoys me too...the amount of people you see driving around on the phone, I would love to pull them over even just to fine em :x


defo pc's. there were a lot of people at the crossing who voiced their disapproval :)
#10
"If you're so clever, how come you're just a copper?"
#11
A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The policeman approaches the drivers door.

"Is there a problem, Officer?"

The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?"

The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."

"You don't have one?"

The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving."

The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?"

"I'm sorry, I can't do that."

The policeman says, "Why not?"

"I stole this car."

The officer says, "Stole it?"

The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner."

At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what?"

"She's in the boot if you want to see."

The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half-drawn gun.

The senior officer says, "Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!"

The man steps out of his vehicle. "Is there a problem, sir?"

"One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."

"Murdered the owner?"

The officer responds, "Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please?"

The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.

The officer says, "Is this your car sir?"

The man says, "Yes" and hands over the registration papers.

The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence."

The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled. "Thank you, sir. One of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, and murdered the owner."

The man replies, "I bet you the lying ******* told you I was speeding, too!"
#12
When I was pulled over many moons ago, the copper asked "Do you know why I pulled you over"?
I said "I know why you pulled me over, but not the reason that you are going to say you pulled me over".

I was driving a flash beemer, go figure.

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