my sister told me she was in a bed shop recently and overheard some sleazy man talking to the assistant, they were showing him different beds and said "how about this one?" his reply was..
"no, it wont fit 3 in it!!"
a few similar things have happened to me at work..
one time i was working on the shop floor, and a man walked past and said
"thats what I like to see, a young girl on her knees!"
and the other week I was serving an old man
"thats 69p please"
"OOOOH THATS MY FAVORITE NUMBER"
whats made you cringe recently?