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Things You Wouldnt Know Without Movies

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8y, 10m agoPosted 8 years, 10 months ago
-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.

-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
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8y, 10m agoPosted 8 years, 10 months ago
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#1
That thread is spot on very funny!!
#2
-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.


Well i've been watching The Saint and MI over the last few weeks and I did comment to the wife the other day just how easy these bad guys drop when hit. One smack in the face... out cold, tap on the bonce.... out cold. Maybe we come from harder times but I was once beaten by a metal bar and had the %%%% kicked out of me and I still drove 5 miles to get help afterwards :lol:
#3
Very funny and so true!
I always annoy the hell out of my hubby if we watch a movie as I like analysing mistakes/non-logical stuff etc. JUST WATCH THE MOVIE ALREADY he says, but I like being awkward :)
#4
Im always picking at films, saying as if that would happen in real life lol...but its true what the above say lol
#5
-Women are Diiiirrrrttttyyyy. :)
#6
Thats another thing....why is it ok to show a woman in all her glory but you rarely see a man unless you buy the purpose dvds to see that sorta thing lol
#7
also how come money always fits perfectly in a case when drug deals etc are done. that always makes me laugh.
banned#8
"-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other. "

this one is true though, most foreigners who come from different countries will speak English as it is commonly learnt in primary schools. Spanish to french to german to dutch etc etc...
#9
And........why when they light a candle does it give off enough light to illuminate a whole room?!?!
#10
suze
And........why when they light a candle does it give off enough light to illuminate a whole room?!?!


how come they can always find a candle and matches in the dark in a house they have never been to before.....

also, why is it when the power goes out all american teenagers will seperate and go looking for the noise from the loft.
#11
If it wasn't for America aliens would rule earth!


Good post!
#12
lumoruk
"-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other. "

this one is true though, most foreigners who come from different countries will speak English as it is commonly learnt in primary schools. Spanish to french to german to dutch etc etc...


I was going to say, i didn't get that.
#13
-The smalltown sports team will get all the way to the final but lose- cos it's all about the journey, and anyway, small teams can't really be allowed to win anything (unless it's a kid's film, where in effect all of the sports teams are just smalltown teams- then they probably will win)
#14
Rep added.

Anyone notice heroes also seem to heal from wounds very quickly. How is it when they need taxis, it comes then and there? And why do kids who wear glasses wear one that has the round shape?
#15
also you sleep with your make up on no way will your mascara smudge. You'll wake up fresh faced and ready for the day
#16
I HATE TO BURST YOUR BUBBLES BUT COULD IT BE BECAUSE THEY ARE MOVIES. :roll:
#17
sophie***
I HATE TO BURST YOUR BUBBLES BUT COULD IT BE BECAUSE THEY ARE MOVIES. :roll:


*stares at clap lock key*
continues to start at cap lock key*
*dies*
#18
ROFLMAO at this thread! But its ALL true lol
#19
Nope i'm still alive, i think!
#20
I love the 'dancing in the street' one.

and the hero always appears taller than everyone except the villains (thinking Tom Cruise here but choose your own!!)
#21
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a6/PulpFictionToilet.jpg/250px-PulpFictionToilet.jpg
What about.... nobody ever goes to the toilet, except for John Travolta. That's Scientology in action for ya!

http://media.canada.com/1785a528-bef3-4f04-af39-9312146bfd98/travoltakiss.jpg
http://blogs.tampabay.com/juice/images/2007/11/16/travolta.jpg
(hmmn, he is a bit odd, isnt he)

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