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Think before you speak-Joke

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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
WIFE: What would you do if I die? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: Definitely not!
WIFE: Why not - dont you like being married?
HUSBAND: Of course I do.
WIFE: Then why wouldnt you remarry?
HUSBAND: Okay, Id get married again.
WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND: Sure, its a great house.
WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.
WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND: No, shes left-handed.
WIFE: - - -silence - -
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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago

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nice one!


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