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This is what im giving away for FREE!!

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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
My OH

i will add a lil description for all interested parties!. . . . .

hes just over 6ft skinny, shaved hair getting old now (hes nearly 30). ill advertise as nearly new but cummon hes had a hard life so some signs of wear and tear

hes also very good at taking things apart . . . .shame he cant get them back together!

other than that he eats sleeps and . .......




please note if he refuses to move out i will leave him on the doorstep ;)
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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
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banned#1
whats his spec
#2
Oooo i will have him. In need of some male company;-)
#3
Is he solvent ?
#4
:giggle:
#5
Does he come oiled, and if not does he come with lubricant?
#6
Any piccies so we can see what we're getting!!?!
#7
Does he decorate?? ;-)
banned#8
I've got one similar, i'll keep the one i got for now.

He can cook, clean and pay the bills, so there is some use in him :thumbsup:

Otherwise he would be for sale, too :w00t:
#9
will you do a trade.
#10
Can he play the harmonica? I could start a pyramid scheme of harmonica players across the nation.
#11
:roll:is he any good in the bedroom










:-Dmaking the bed ,dusting and hoovering ect of course:whistling:
#12
sassie
whats his spec

Hes a base model im afraid, his only extras are a couple of dog bite scars
choc1969
Is he solvent ?

sorry, i got there first :thumbsup:

emasu
Does he come oiled, and if not does he come with lubricant?


you're driving a hard bargain hes free remember!!!
#13
I will do you a swop, mine is a little older but wearing well.

Well hung but lacks the stamina I require, useless at DIY but handy with a hoover :thumbsup:
#14
I'm not interested but i'll move in with you for free

I'm house trained and can cook a mean curry
#15
foxymissroxy;2700665

you're driving a hard bargain hes free remember!!!


I bet it's a "hard" bargain when there's lube about ;-)
#16
fireheaven
I will do you a swop, mine is a little older but wearing well.

Well hung but lacks the stamina I require, useless at DIY but handy with a hoover :thumbsup:

:shock:
oh my.. least he's good with a hoover i guess
banned#17
RedIron
I'm not interested but i'll move in with you for free

I'm house trained and can cook a mean curry


Offers about to pile in :w00t:
#18
MissRoo;2700679
:shock:
oh my.. least he's good with a hoover i guess


Knows how to use the nozzle?!
banned#19
sorry i am out, i have tried the base model already
#20
emasu
Knows how to use the nozzle?!

:lol: .. erm, mb haha
#21
RedIron
I'm not interested but i'll move in with you for free

I'm house trained and can cook a mean curry


SOLD to the laydee in the corner. . . i lurrrrve curry lol
#22
DLM
Offers about to pile in :w00t:


I could always rent myself out, if you want me for a week you just pay for my train fair to get to you and when your finished with me the next person then pays my fair to get to them

I'm ex Royal Navy so can bring uniform if required and to top it all off I can put up shelves and empty bins
#23
emasu
Knows how to use the nozzle?!



Unfortunately not, why do you think I want a swop :roll:
#24
fireheaven
I will do you a swop, mine is a little older but wearing well.

Well hung but lacks the stamina I require, useless at DIY but handy with a hoover :thumbsup:


does he get into all the cracks??:whistling:
banned#25
RedIron
I could always rent myself out, if you want me for a week you just pay for my train fair to get to you and when your finished with me the next person then pays my fair to get to them

I'm ex Royal Navy so can bring uniform if required and to top it all off I can put up shelves and empty bins


Oh, you do push a HARD bargain :w00t:
#26
fireheaven;2700715
Unfortunately not, why do you think I want a swop :roll:


Hm... whats his name? Replace him with Henry.. he's always got a cheeky smile on his face and knows how to work a hose...

http://www.bestpressurewashers.co.uk/images/GEORGE.jpg
#27
now now DLM i had first dibs. . . . but when hes finished the ironin and dustin i will drop him off ;)
#28
RedIron
I could always rent myself out, if you want me for a week you just pay for my train fair to get to you and when your finished with me the next person then pays my fair to get to them

I'm ex Royal Navy so can bring uniform if required and to top it all off I can put up shelves and empty bins



Helloooo :w00t:
#29
DLM
Oh, you do push a HARD bargain :w00t:

oh dear! :w00t: ..the puns!!!
#30
foxymissroxy
does he get into all the cracks??:whistling:



When the mood takes him yes, if you drop enough hints too :whistling:
banned#31
foxymissroxy
now now DLM i had first dibs. . . . but when hes finished the ironin and dustin i will drop him off ;)


:thumbsup:
#32
DLM
Oh, you do push a HARD bargain :w00t:


I would just like to add some T&C's

This offer is only open to women

I would need notice in advance if you require me to bring my uniform / tool box / hoover or Johnny Cash Cd's :whistling:

I must be well looked after whilst in your possession and require sandwiches to take with me when I leave
banned#33
RedIron
I would just like to add some T&C's

This offer is only open to women

I would need notice in advance if you require me to bring my uniform / tool box / hoover or Johnny Cash Cd's :whistling:

I must be well looked after whilst in your possession and require sandwiches to take with me when I leave


What do you want on your sandwiches, TONGUE? :w00t:
#34
RedIron
I would just like to add some T&C's

This offer is only open to women

I would need notice in advance if you require me to bring my uniform / tool box / hoover or Johnny Cash Cd's :whistling:

I must be well looked after whilst in your possession and require sandwiches to take with me when I leave


will you settle with a bag of chips sandwiches seem like hard work after all that cleaning! :whistling:
#35
RedIron
I would just like to add some T&C's

This offer is only open to women

I would need notice in advance if you require me to bring my uniform / tool box / hoover or Johnny Cash Cd's :whistling:

I must be well looked after whilst in your possession and require sandwiches to take with me when I leave


would u be the giver or the reciever :?
#36
DLM
What do you want on your sandwiches, TONGUE? :w00t:


Whatever you fancy putting in them! I'll eat what i'm told :oops:

foxymissroxy
will you settle with a bag of chips sandwiches seem like hard work after all that cleaning! :whistling:


I can make my own sandwiches if required, i'm not fussy you see and nothing beats a bit of hard graft :thumbsup:

edjaned
would u be the giver or the reciever :?


It's up to you, you'll be the boss
#37
sounds great
*rummages in wardrobe for the wide blue boy*
banned#38
im in :-D
#39
RedIron
I would just like to add some T&C's

This offer is only open to women

I would need notice in advance if you require me to bring my uniform / tool box / hoover or Johnny Cash Cd's :whistling:

I must be well looked after whilst in your possession and require sandwiches to take with me when I leave



I'm female, have my own hoover and tools, the kitten might chew your ankles a bit but other than that it's fairly safe-ish here, and it's bin day tomorrow and they still need taking out - chop chop then :-D
#40
sassie
im in :-D


for the big blue wide boy? :p

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