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banned7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
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The things people say on signs!!!!


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banned7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
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[COLOR="Red"]Toilet Humour[/COLOR]
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

[COLOR="red"]In a Laundromat:[/COLOR]
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

[COLOR="red"]In a London department store:[/COLOR]
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

[COLOR="red"]In an office:[/COLOR]
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

[COLOR="red"]In an office:[/COLOR]
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

[COLOR="red"]Outside a second-hand shop: [/COLOR]
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

[COLOR="red"]Notice in health food shop window:[/COLOR]
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

[COLOR="red"]Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)[/COLOR]
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

[COLOR="red"]Seen during a conference:[/COLOR]
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

[COLOR="red"]Notice in a farmer's field:[/COLOR]
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

[COLOR="red"]Message on a leaflet:[/COLOR]
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

[COLOR="red"]On a repair shop door:[/COLOR]
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
#2
they made me chuckle!
#3
absolutely brill
#4
made me lol very good :)
#5
Haha, they are brilliant! :)
#6
Thanks for posting.

Had a good laugh:santa: Repped
#7
lmaooo >.< funniesss :D x
#8
Advert In Local Paper

Hard Of Hearing Or Sight Problems...Do You Qualify For Free Help & Advice ....

TEL:- 0800 000 *** & We Will See If We Can Help You.
#9
lol :)

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
#10
on cemetary car park, this park is for clients only.... surely they dont need it??? or am i missing something...
#11
brilliant
#12
haha, i did chuckle, i love stuff like this

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