I need help from you guys to help me find fart noises online. I don't just want individual noises, I'd preferably have a collection of fart noises that i can download, in the dozens/hundreds, like from a torrent or .Zip file (though the method doesn't actually matter).
In case you think i'm some kind of sick, weird pervert who's "in to" fart noises, i'll let you know why i need them. I make my own Most Haunted spoof videos (called Most Farted). I edit episodes of Most Haunted and place bangs or general ghostly sounds with farts and compile it all in to 1-2 minute episodes. No the most glamorous or mature way to spend my time but it really can show up some pretty funny results. I need more fart noises or i'll start re-using ones which i don't want to have to do.
If you want to see my videos, start at the following page. At the time of writing this, there are 4 episodes up so far but more on the way.http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LftIlg1VZVA