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Time for a quick joke

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One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose." While this was on the edge of… Read More
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7y, 3d agoPosted 7 years, 3 days ago
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose."

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.

The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by
his "wackie." With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you
firmed this up,








we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool
man, and your brother
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7y, 3d agoPosted 7 years, 3 days ago
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#1
:lol:
#2
lfc_engravedonheart
:lol:


+ 1:thumbsup:
#3
I wondered which of the usual crew would be in first to laugh at this
#4
Sebas111
I wondered which of the usual crew would be in first to laugh at this


what usual crew :?
saw a joke, found it funny. cant see where the problem is there :roll:
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Sebas111
I wondered which of the usual crew would be in first to laugh at this


Theres only a usual crew if it was a mod making the joke
#6
nice one Darren :giggle:
#7
lfc_engravedonheart
what usual crew :?
saw a joke, found it funny. cant see where the problem is there :roll:


Wasnt criticising, just always seems to be certain female members finding certain types of joke funny, and i'm not saying it wasnt cos it was a good one, nevermind, ignore me, having a cack time at mo.
#8
Sebas111
Wasnt criticising, just always seems to be certain female members finding certain types of joke funny, and i'm not saying it wasnt cos it was a good one, nevermind, ignore me, having a cack time at mo.


no probs, just confused me coz i dont comment much on jokes but was bored and there was nowt else to read so i read it
#9
lfc_engravedonheart
no probs, just confused me coz i dont comment much on jokes but was bored and there was nowt else to read so i read it


Coolio, dont want to offend anyone on here.
#10
Sebas111
Coolio, dont want to offend anyone on here.


no probs :)
#11
Sebas111
Wasnt criticising, just always seems to be certain female members finding certain types of joke funny, and i'm not saying it wasnt cos it was a good one, nevermind, ignore me, having a cack time at mo.


lfc_engravedonheart
no probs, just confused me coz i dont comment much on jokes but was bored and there was nowt else to read so i read it


Sebas111
Coolio, dont want to offend anyone on here.


lfc_engravedonheart
no probs :)


Naww you guys :')
#12
Snailman
Naww you guys :')


what? :whistling:
#13
Sebas111
I wondered which of the usual crew would be in first to laugh at this


OMG !:w00t:
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Snailman
Naww you guys :')


:lol: what? :p

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