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mr.potato_head Avatar
6y, 1m agoPosted 6 years, 1 month ago
After reading American Psycho it's become apparent that I'm as tame as they come.

I've never murdered anyone.
Clothes are not that important to me.
I treat women too well.
I don't do enough drugs.

Biggest problem is my beauty routine. I need a refined one, a shower a day and brushing teeth twice a day with the occasional flossing no longer cuts it.

What's your routine? Guys and Gals? I want product names, shampoo, perfume/aftershave, eye masks, moisturiser, facial scrub.

Usage (Daily, weekly etc) GO!! (Botox Kings and Queens do not enter.)

Pics are welcome as evidence of results
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6y, 1m agoPosted 6 years, 1 month ago
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#1
Youuuuuuuu areeee sooooo beautiful...to....meeeeeee.
#2
I have no idea ...

....... but be careful that you don't scrub off your skin and avoid your eyes.
#3
wagwan

http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/8636/headsx.jpg

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/2407/1267v.jpg

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/9345/niveamensoothingshaving.jpg

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/1066/davidoffcoolwatereautoi.jpg

Also got Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male, Boss Bottled, Paul Smith Story, Paul Smith Extreme plus I used stuff from this site also, smell stays for long, its cheap and smells pretty much dead on the real thing.
http://www.perfume-parlour.co.uk/12ml-perfume-oils/12ml-designer-type-perfume-oil-for-men/prod_9.php

safe yo
#4
angelfairee
Youuuuuuuu areeee sooooo beautiful...to....meeeeeee.


Your eyesight has always been poor. I won't highlight the evidence.

I'm past it. I'm no Christian Bale.
#5
Haven't had a shower in like 7 months so can't participate in this thread sorry.
#6
mr.potato_head
angelfairee
Youuuuuuuu areeee sooooo beautiful...to....meeeeeee.


Your eyesight has always been poor. I won't highlight the evidence.

I'm past it. I'm no Christian Bale.


You're hot.

Genuine compliment. It's an early Christmas present.
#7
No wonder you are fine looking fella numpty (no homo)

Nice routine.


angelfairee
mr.potato_head
angelfairee
Youuuuuuuu areeee sooooo beautiful...to....meeeeeee.


Your eyesight has always been poor. I won't highlight the evidence.

I'm past it. I'm no Christian Bale.


You're hot.

Genuine compliment. It's an early Christmas present.


Fantastic, normally for Christmas I only get a lump of coal, Gary Glitter comes to my house and touches me too but that's only on Boxing day.

What's your routine? No way you got with Micoo without a beauty routine?!!
#8
put plastic sheeting on the floor,put huey lewis on the sound system,mercilessly axe murder a stranger.

I know I stole that routine from brett easton ellis,but it works for me.
#9
Homo thread was very... homo?
#10
Climate m lotion and m shave
#11
barky
put plastic sheeting on the floor,put huey lewis on the sound system,mercilessly axe murder a stranger.

I know I stole that routine from brett easton ellis,but it works for me.


I've tried that but the blood made my skin go dry.
banned#12
angelfairee
mr.potato_head
angelfairee
Youuuuuuuu areeee sooooo beautiful...to....meeeeeee.


Your eyesight has always been poor. I won't highlight the evidence.

I'm past it. I'm no Christian Bale.


You're hot.

Genuine compliment. It's an early Christmas present.


He's soooo dreamy isn't he.
#13
master_chief
He's soooo dreamy isn't he.


Quite. Small hands though. You know what that means...
1 Like #14
angelfairee
master_chief
He's soooo dreamy isn't he.


Quite. Small hands though. You know what that means...


It means I find it difficult to handle large objects.



And probably that my **** is tiny. I cannot confirm or deny that though.

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
banned#15
angelfairee
master_chief
He's soooo dreamy isn't he.


Quite. Small hands though. You know what that means...


Less pain for my bum?
#16
mr.potato_head


It means I find it difficult to handle large objects.



And probably that my **** is tiny. I cannot confirm or deny that though.

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.


Mmm, Christian Bale.

Notice how I'm avoiding your question about my routine. I'm so hideous that I don't want to admit to how many products I use.
#17
angelfairee
mr.potato_head


It means I find it difficult to handle large objects.



And probably that my **** is tiny. I cannot confirm or deny that though.

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.


Mmm, Christian Bale.

Notice how I'm avoiding your question about my routine. I'm so hideous that I don't want to admit to how many products I use.


well they say you cant polish a ****

:)
#18
numptyj
well they say you cant polish a ****

:)


Do one.
#19
angelfairee
mr.potato_head


It means I find it difficult to handle large objects.



And probably that my **** is tiny. I cannot confirm or deny that though.

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.


Mmm, Christian Bale.

Notice how I'm avoiding your question about my routine. I'm so hideous that I don't want to admit to how many products I use.


I didn't notice but have now you've said it.

But I did notice how everyone has ignored MC's comments about me sticking my **** up his **** (no homo).
banned#20
mr.potato_head
angelfairee
mr.potato_head


It means I find it difficult to handle large objects.



And probably that my **** is tiny. I cannot confirm or deny that though.

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.


Mmm, Christian Bale.

Notice how I'm avoiding your question about my routine. I'm so hideous that I don't want to admit to how many products I use.


I didn't notice but have now you've said it.

But I did notice how everyone has ignored MC's comments about me sticking my **** up his **** (no homo).


I think it killed the thread. Perhaps it swung too far in the metro direction.
#21
master_chief
I think it killed the thread. Perhaps it swung too far in the metro direction.


It's not long enough to swing in any direction. It just jiggles.
#22
Clearasil facial scrub, Fusion shaving gel, KOS post shave balm, some french blokes moisturiser, E45 cream for the body and Paco Rabanne 1 Million / Armani Black Code. Right Guard or the chocolatey Lynx, I forget the name of whatever i put in my hair. There's more but it escapes me at this hour.

I'd say no homo but i think you'll have made your minds up by this point.
#23
numptyj
wagwan

http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/8636/headsx.jpg

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/2407/1267v.jpg

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/9345/niveamensoothingshaving.jpg

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/1066/davidoffcoolwatereautoi.jpg

Also got Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male, Boss Bottled, Paul Smith Story, Paul Smith Extreme plus I used stuff from this site also, smell stays for long, its cheap and smells pretty much dead on the real thing.
http://www.perfume-parlour.co.uk/12ml-perfume-oils/12ml-designer-type-perfume-oil-for-men/prod_9.php


safe yo


Whats the dealio with them perfume oils numpty? Sounds good but theyre only ickle bottles arent they?
1 Like #24
Yo Donny, they look pretty small but they have a little roller ball on the top so when you rub them onto wherever you want it doesnt actually use that much of the oil.
They are pretty good and the smell stays for a good few hours.

The guy does 'package' deals in most sizes and you get 3 for a cheaper price then buying them separately. They are worth trying and the ones Ive had smell pretty much exactly like the more expensive EDT
#25
eca07mc
Clearasil facial scrub, Fusion shaving gel, KOS post shave balm, some french blokes moisturiser, E45 cream for the body and Paco Rabanne 1 Million / Armani Black Code. Right Guard or the chocolatey Lynx, I forget the name of whatever i put in my hair. There's more but it escapes me at this hour.

I'd say no homo but i think you'll have made your minds up by this point.


Strong homo.

I've found this http://www.amazon.com/gp/richpub/syltguides/fullview/170R297X1SU1
Perfect!

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