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Time to meet the thickest bird on the block

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banned8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
Well im to embarressed to say why, lets just say blonde really doesnt cover it, so who will join this here dipstick in a large drink
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banned8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
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#1
You been on the sauce again sassie??
What you done this time?
#2
Fuse gone in the fridge ?? lmao Mine's a large cocoa please.
banned#3
harlzter
You been on the sauce again sassie??
What you done this time?


I chuffin wish :oops:
hottoshop
Fuse gone in the fridge ?? lmao Mine's a large cocoa please.


cocao, i told you thats for oldies, now behave:p
#4
Don't tell us.......you put a stamp on a fax you were sending??? :?
#5
tried looking at your watch while holding a drink in same hand?
#6
You put tippex on your monitor instead of using the delete key? :?
#7
wahhhh
banned#8
harlzter
tried looking at your watch while holding a drink in same hand?


yep, also tried smoking cigarette the wrong way round (although in my defense was slight sozzled):oops:
banned#9
birdyboyuk
Don't tell us.......you put a stamp on a fax you were sending??? :?


lol- i wouldnt even know how to send one, never mind stamp it :p
birdyboyuk
You put tippex on your monitor instead of using the delete key? :?


just when i thought things couldnt get any worse -lol
#10
buttered the bottom of your toast instead of the top?
banned#11
tryed to screw a light bulb in on your own
banned#12
harlzter
buttered the bottom of your toast instead of the top?


i aint worked out which is the top and which is the bottom yet, unless its a crust of course- lol
#13
sassie;1778251
yep, also tried smoking cigarette the wrong way round (although in my defense was slight sozzled):oops:

and dont they taste foul too?? I dont know of a smoker who hasnt done this sozzled or not.

You havent put your knickers on upside down again have you?
#14
This post reminds me of a classic that my mates bird came out with....
He was cooking a fried breakfast and started complaining that there were loads of bits left welded to the bottom of the pan. "Furkin hell, this is supposed to be non-stick!" cried my mate.
"Wow" came the response from the lounge, "I didn't know you could get non-stick sausages".
Honest to God, this is true.
:lol:
#15
Don't worry sassie, you couldn't be as stupid as me! :?
banned#16
danby jason
tryed to screw a light bulb in on your own


now, now im a dab hand at household chores :p
harlzter
and dont they taste foul too?? I dont know of a smoker who hasnt done this sozzled or not.

You havent put your knickers on upside down again have you?


commando:p
#17
Talking of being dippy my mate once went out with a girl who asked him who changes the batterys in cats eyes on the road :whistling:
banned#18
BlasterLad
This post reminds me of a classic that my mates bird came out with....
He was cooking a fried breakfast and started complaining that there were loads of bits left welded to the bottom of the pan. "Furkin hell, this is supposed to be non-stick!" cried my mate.
"Wow" came the response from the lounge, "I didn't know you could get non-stick sausages".
Honest to God, this is true.
:lol:


I feel oh so much better now:-D
sophie***
Don't worry sassie, you couldn't be as stupid as me! :?


Ok :-D
souljacker
Talking of being dippy my mate once went out with a girl who asked him who changes the batterys in cats eyes on the road :whistling:


and even more betterer now - lol
#19
I dunno what to watch, this thread or Shameless ?

Both FAF !
#20
sassie;1778288
:p


commando:p


bom chicka wah wah :p

(unless you mean its covered in green and brown stripes!!!)
banned#21
hottoshop
I dunno what to watch, this thread or Shameless ?

Both FAF !


Whats FAF?
#22
I know what she's done....while under the influence, she managed to fall down the stairs at her friends bungaow! :p

FAF - Fuel Adjustment Factor :thumbsup:
#23
cant be worse than me sassie,i thought haggis was an animal,hubby still winds me up for it
#24
faf - females are fick?
#25
ettam123
cant be worse than me sassie,i thought haggis was an animal


It is!

It has 4 legs and runs around! ;-) http://www.sausages.co.uk/haggis.gif
banned#26
Mikzos
faf - females are fick?


i thought that said "fat females ar fick" :oops:
#27
I think I might have it ! Were you and the rest of the Bolton Blonde Runners racing tonight Sassie ?


http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f160/ordinaryphotos/hukdshowphoto/blonderunners.jpg
#28
birdyboyuk
It is!

It has 4 legs and runs around! ;-) http://www.sausages.co.uk/haggis.gif

thats wot i thought
#29
sassie
i thought that said "fat females ar fick" :oops:



Funny as (use imagination)
banned#30
hottoshop
Funny as (use imaginattion)


doh - the french connection:w00t:
#31
ettam123
cant be worse than me sassie,i thought haggis was an animal,hubby still winds me up for it

Best but most stupid thing I've evr said is - you learn something new everyday, and it's not often you can say that!
DUR!:?
banned#32
so i take it haggis aint meat then - lol
or is it legless :oops:
#33
C'mon then Sassie....spill the beans! :thinking:
What did you do?
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I didn't mean it like that!

http://blogs.chron.com/memo/archives/spill.jpg
#34
Tell us what you did....go on....
banned#35
well lets just say i cannot possibly see how i got a b in gcse maths :oops:
#36
tell us,i wont be able to sleep tonight if you dont tell
#37
sassie;1778409
well lets just say i cannot possibly see how i got a b in gcse maths :oops:

add one male to one female, divide legs then multiply??

How much easier can it get??
banned#38
errrrrmmmmmm ok, but maybe it isnt that bad after seeing some of the replies, i havent exactly jusged the tile situation too well

for the floor i measured 1.7 metres by 1.7 metres, my measuremts i need less than 2 square metres and dont even ask about the wall tiles lets just say i needed alot more than i thought
#39
What a letdown....:p

You owe us all something silly!
#40
sassie
well lets just say i cannot possibly see how i got a b in gcse maths :oops:


Why am I imagining palettes and palettes of tiles lined up down your road cos you miscalculated how many you would need for the bathroom? :p

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