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8y, 9m agoPosted 8 years, 9 months ago
John O'Reilly
hoisted his beer and said,
"Here's to spending the rest of me life
between the legs of me
wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub
for the
best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife,
Mary,
"I won the prize
for the Best toast of the night."

She said,
"Aye, did ye now?
And what was your toast?"

John said,
"Here's to spending the rest of me life,
sitting in church beside me
wife."

"Oh,
that was very nice indeed, John!"
Mary said.

The next day,
Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies
on the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said,
"John won the prize the other night at the pub
with a toast about you,
Mary."

She said,
"Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself.
You know,
he's only been there twice in the last
four years.
Once he fell asleep,
and
the other time I
had to pull him by the ears
to make him
come."
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8y, 9m agoPosted 8 years, 9 months ago
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#1
loool!
#2
:giggle:
#3
Lmao!!!!!!!
#4
i have more stuff like this but in order not to clutter misc section i will post a few more in a few days time
#5
Lol :-d
#6
loved it!
#7
:giggle::giggle:
#8
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