Birthdays! A day of great regret. We all love birthdays, the time of being given to, without guilt for not returning gifts. We all know the un-birthday present was only ever invented for spoilt children. Gifts are always brilliant on birthdays, you can get a cd or dvd... case. Or perhaps a pair of shoes, with at least one shoe not being faulty. There is always cake to be had too, well not always, if your not loved cake is usually forgotten - get your own cake if you want cake so much. Cake usually comes with a hidden motive though, to remind you that you are actually ageing, this year your house is a few degrees warmer for the raging inferno the cake bears. This day, these few minutes the candles burn, you contribute twice as much to global warming then Grimsby does in a week. A birthday that falls on a Sunday is best, because there is no post, so you know no cards arrived because they couldn't - and not because nobody cares. The one day you are most likely to contemplate strangling yourself with the kettle cable, and everyone comes round to celebrate.
Well today is Sadiebabes' birthday - the most popular member - who is too young to be having to worry about risking an insurance claim! So join me, or make your own party if I am depressing you too much, in a celebrative thread! Happy Birthday Sadie! - which is still filed under "nonsense"!