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Today I Asserted My Authority At School (serious influence)

The JFK Avatar
7y, 9m agoPosted 7 years, 9 months ago
This morning I was speaking to the head of sixth form and I said "I want a microwave in the sixth form centre".
The sixth form head replied "I'm not sure"
I then said "I am sure, it will benefit everyone".
She then told me she will she what she can do.

Anyway, at lunch I went into the sixth form centre and this geeza came up to me and said "yo playa, we have a microwave in the kitchen now, saaafe".

So there it is, my influence cannot be denied.

I said I wanted a microwave in sixth form, I got a microwave in sixth form all within a few hours.

I'm straight up ballin'.
The JFK Avatar
7y, 9m agoPosted 7 years, 9 months ago
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#1
lol. nice 1
#2
I say that sort of thing to my hubby every day!! :?
#3
Was this before you drove away in your imaginary merc on your way to winning an imaginary mc contest?
banned#4
She then told me she will "she what she can do".


Did she have a speech impediment?
#5
ur a microwave gangsta
[mod]#6
guv
Did she have a speech impediment?


:w00t:
#7
Was it "serious influence" or "SERIOUS INFLUENCE .....INNIT"..

and the point being??

Glad you got your microwave though "respect boyshaka"
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guv
Did she have a speech impediment?


no...but it does say a lot about his school
#9
hannah19790
I say that sort of thing to my hubby every day!! :?


You ask him for a microwave in sixth form centre every day? :?
#10
magicbeans
no...but it does say a lot about his school


The JFK is.... special :)
#11
jonnic


Glad you got your microwave though "respect boyshaka"


'greed, this microwave will change the school.
#12
gemmar26
lol. nice 1


'greed.

I'm a straight up baller.
#13
guv
Did she have a speech impediment?



Or could she be Sean Connery in drag perhaps?
#14
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/ImPrettyGangsterMyself.jpg
#15
Boooooooooooorrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggg!!
#16
Can you go boil your head in a microwave?
#17
dregan
Can you go boil your head in a microwave?


Don't be silly, you couldn't close the door.
#18
"I want a microwave in the sixth form centre"

i would have told you where to go!

... did your parents not teach you any manners?
#19
dregan
Can you go boil your head in a microwave?


Wow, it's 2009 and you don't know how a microwave works.

(You do know we have invented the wheel, yeah?)
#20
Wow, booya you iz gangsta, now you iz able to do your burgaz in daz microwavz.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3188/2424640339_5b122ee5f8.jpg
I hope it was properley tested by the relevant authority before being used.
#21
Yuzo
"I want a microwave in the sixth form centre"

i would have told you where to go!

... did your parents not teach you any manners?


I'ma baller.

I call the shots.
#22
The JFK
Wow, it's 2009 and you don't know how a microwave works.

(You do know we have invented the wheel, yeah?)


Useless to you, then. What on earth would you want one for?
#23
Aw come on JFK, you're not even trying very hard with your lies these days. You can do better than this!
#24
The JFK
I'ma baller.

I call the shots.


Aye, I have herd all the ball players have no problems getting money shots.
#25
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#26
dregan
Useless to you, then. What on earth would you want one for?


A microwave heats up/cooks food.

^^^^^
That is why I want one.


(Wow, it's 2009 and you don't know what a microwave does. You're lagging behind ((serious))
#27
Goonieman
Aw come on JFK, you're not even trying very hard with your lies these days. You can do better than this!


I don't lie............EVER.
suspended#28
enjoy ur hot food x
#30
This morning I was speaking to the head of sixth form and I said "I want a microwave in the sixth form centre".
The sixth form head replied "I'm not sure"
I then said "I am sure, it will benefit everyone".
She then told me she will she what she can do.

Anyway, at lunch I went into the sixth form centre and this geeza came up to me and said "yo playa, we have a microwave in the kitchen now, saaafe".

So there it is, my influence cannot be denied.

I said I wanted a microwave in sixth form, I got a microwave in sixth form all within a few hours.

I'm straight up ballin'.


Translated to.......

My school canteen has been refurbished today, and the dinner lady told me we've now got a microwave


:roll:
#31
Great, so it'll be cooked Play-Doh on the menu now, then?
#32
Tinkytayls
enjoy ur hot food x


Yeah, I will do.

I'm probs gunna take some cooked tuna pasta in tomorrow and heat it up at lunch.

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
#33
Congrat playa!
Did you mention anything about your Russian teacher when speaking to the head of sixth form?
#34
The JFK
A microwave heats up/cooks food.

^^^^^
That is why I want one.


(Wow, it's 2009 and you don't know what a microwave does. You're lagging behind ((serious))


It's 2009 and you're only getting a microwave in your sixth form common room now, my friend.
#35
Xpenny
Congrat playa!
Did you mention anything about your Russian teacher when speaking to the head of sixth form?


Cheer, geeza.

The Russian teacher got sacked/asked to leave 'cos the whole class complained about her.
#36
dregan
It's 2009 and you're only getting a microwave in your sixth form common room now, my friend.


No one ever asked for one before.

-Today I thought getting one would be a good idea
-A few hours later we got one
-I'm ballin'
#37
http://joebrower.com/PHILE_PILE/PIX/FR/awesome_thread.jpg
suspended#38
The JFK
Yeah, I will do.

I'm probs gunna take some cooked tuna pasta in tomorrow and heat it up at lunch.

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM



will that not make the microwave smell of fish :? yuck lol
#39
The JFK
No one ever asked for one before.

-Today I thought getting one would be a good idea
-A few hours later we got one
-I'm ballin'


So what you're really saying is you're a little bit slow?
#40
Reminds me of the time I led an army of 300 against a legion of thousands. I died, but it was so cash.

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