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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange British Business Signs

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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
British Signs

Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
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#1
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/9236/wwcagyltjrcaif5xzsca731bl4.jpg
#2
Sign at entrance to factory

CEMENT WORKS
some wag wrote
"of course it does"
#3
Sign on shop window ...." Bill Posters will be prosecuted"
Written underneath .... "Bill Posters is innocent"


RSPCA Christmas poster "A dog is not just for Christmas"
Written underneath " Save some for Boxing Day"
:w00t::w00t:
#4
http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s308/harlzter/familyplanning.jpg
#5
http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/8227/2dcafbv2iwca7jps7pcagxtmx5.jpg
#6
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/867/funnysigns08virtualtradvf0.jpg
#7
http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s308/harlzter/2003098833909307385_rs.jpg
http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s308/harlzter/silly13.jpg
#8
harlzter;2999495
http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s308/harlzter/familyplanning.jpg


http://th21.photobucket.com/albums/b297/lizzyjoh/Smiley%20Heaven/th_Doh.gif
#9
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/7606/x9camxvtqvcaz14p4jca0emdy5.jpg
#10
http://images-partners-tbn.google.com/images?q=tbn:Fmg7S1taRTwyRM:static.flickr.com/56/135601385_e8e3ce884e.jpg

What do they mean ? They are or should :whistling:

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