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Todays Joke

nlambert Avatar
7y, 8m agoPosted 7 years, 8 months ago
A teacher asks a group of school children 'name something that ends in tor that eats things'
Little micheal puts his hand up and says 'Aligator miss'
She smiles and says 'Well done Micheal. Thats a big word and it ends in tor, and it eats things'
Simon puts his hand up and says ' preditor '
Again she smiles and says ' Well done Simon, Preditor is a big word and it ends with tor and eats things '
Little Jonney sat at the back raises his hand.
' Yes Jonney, do you have an answer?'
He says A vibrator miss'
Teacher says ' Well Jonney, it is a big word and ends in tor......but it does not eat things!'
Jonney says......' well my sister Tracey says it eats batteries like fcuk!!!!'
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7y, 8m agoPosted 7 years, 8 months ago
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#1
good one - early morning Friday chuckle

have some rep
#2
Jumpingphil
That teacher is rubbish if she can't spell predator. :w00t:


+1
#3
Jumpingphil
That teacher is rubbish if she can't spell predator. :w00t:


its a friggen joke, moron
#4
Hahaha nice one :)
#5
TomWilkoLFC
its a friggen joke, moron


The joke should still be told correctly, the incorrect spelling adds no comedy value to the joke whatsoever.
#6
Jumpingphil
That teacher is rubbish if she can't spell predator. :w00t:


+1
Jumpingphil
So was my comment.:roll::roll::roll:


Edit, Oh, and that's not the way to spell friggin. :w00t:
I think that makes you the moron.


+1
#7
TomWilkoLFC
its a friggen joke, moron


http://www.nubin.co.cc/stfu_noob-12265.jpg
#8
Lol..

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