A teacher asks a group of school children 'name something that ends in tor that eats things'
Little micheal puts his hand up and says 'Aligator miss'
She smiles and says 'Well done Micheal. Thats a big word and it ends in tor, and it eats things'
Simon puts his hand up and says ' preditor '
Again she smiles and says ' Well done Simon, Preditor is a big word and it ends with tor and eats things '
Little Jonney sat at the back raises his hand.
' Yes Jonney, do you have an answer?'
He says A vibrator miss'
Teacher says ' Well Jonney, it is a big word and ends in tor......but it does not eat things!'
Jonney says......' well my sister Tracey says it eats batteries like fcuk!!!!'