A couple are driving home late at night and it is raining.
All of a sudden they hit a badger that is crossing the road.
They get out of the car to investigate and see that the poor thing is still breathing but is in a very bad way and freeziing cold.
The man says " quick, get in the car and put the badger between your legs to keep him warm"
She says " But it is all wet and it stinks!!!"
So he says " Well hold the badgers nose then!!!!"