I went to the doctor i said doctor my arm hurts when i lift it up!
He said 'dont lift it up then'
i said 'no serious my arm is broken in 3 places'
He said dont go those places then'
Got a new car for the wife ' good swap i thought'
Wife called my she said 'the car wont start theres water in the carburettor'
I Said 'wheres the car?'
In the river she said !!!
Just like that !!