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Tony and the blonde

skusey Avatar
7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago
Tony, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat
down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a
man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Tony and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Tony said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Tony placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a
swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Tony, saying,
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Tony replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm
news, and so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."

Tony took the money...
skusey Avatar
7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago

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hehehe! :)
:lol: :-D

(stupid smileys aren't working!! grrr!)
Very Good :thumbsup:
very good :)
Very good

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