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Top Chat Up Line....

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8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
next time your talking to a women in a bar/club just say "oh were do you work out"

it works.
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8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
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#1
Thanks....I'll remember that when I'm chatting up women built like brick sh*thouses :thumbsup:

http://i.b5z.net/i/u/230085/i/LIsa_Aukland_Female_Bodybuilder_IFBB_Pro_Model_ezr.jpg
#2
even if they dont look like they work out, just pretend to make them feel good, the your in brah.
#3
have you tried it?
banned#4
dontdothatagain
have you tried it?


of course he has used it, thats he got a women to use for sex, a chat up line like that aint exactly gonna get you an intelligent partner now is it :whistling:
#5
midlandscomics;2613489
Thanks....I'll remember that when I'm chatting up women built like brick sh*thouses :thumbsup:

http://i.b5z.net/i/u/230085/i/LIsa_Aukland_Female_Bodybuilder_IFBB_Pro_Model_ezr.jpg



Real scary lady :?
#6
BG1: "oh, where do you work out"
Girl: "In your dreams"
#7
did you get the idea from another thread on here lol
#8
Sigh.
#9
She is just repulsive none the less, how weedy would the guy feel. Is this one of the ' more to love' characteristics?
#10
angelfairee;2613690
Sigh.


lol
lol
#11
I'm afraid if some random person came up to me and asked me where I worked out, I'd just walk away. Here's a tip for you - don't try and use that as a chat up line as it sounds as though you are going to start a conversation about gyms, and I don't think many women at all really find the gym that interesting. Just a thought...:whistling:
#12
angelfairee
Sigh.


lol Ive not laughed so much in days reading certain posts!:thumbsup:
banned#13
I would have thought "would you like one of my sweeties" would have been more suitable!
#14
guv
I would have thought "would you like one of my sweeties" would have been more suitable!


Damn, that one worked on me....what ones have you got on offer then?? :-D
banned#15
Charlie&Lola
Damn, that one worked on me....what ones have you got on offer then?? :-D


Gob Stopper?
#16
guv
Gob Stopper?


And I thought I'd been fairly quiet here :p
banned#17
Charlie&Lola
And I thought I'd been fairly quiet here :p


Are you turning down my ever lasting sucker?:whistling:
#18
dontdothatagain
have you tried it?

yeah, I think it helps if you workout your self, otherwise it might look weird, good job im sculptured like a picasso
[mod]#19
black gerbil1
yeah, I think it helps if you workout your self, otherwise it might look weird, good job im sculptured like a picasso


...the last 4 letters of that word sounds more like you...
banned#20
black gerbil1
yeah, I think it helps if you workout your self, otherwise it might look weird, good job im sculptured like a picasso


That figures!!!!


http://www.nzine.co.nz/images/articles/picasso_lg.jpg
banned#21
http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/220173/i-met-this-boy-last-night/

so your the guy who got a hold of angelfairee last night!:-D


you do know shes actually a man in drag ,dont you!
#22
guv
Are you turning down my ever lasting sucker?:whistling:


Ever lasting?? well in that case, I'm right in there..... And there was me thinking you were talking about the regular lasting ones :giggle:
[mod]#23
RFC
http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/220173/i-met-this-boy-last-night/

so your the guy who got a hold of angelfairee last night!:-D


you do know shes actually a man in drag ,dont you!


Of course he did. That was why he used his best chat up line.
#24
black gerbil1
yeah, I think it helps if you workout your self, otherwise it might look weird, good job im sculptured like a picasso



What, you have an ear in the middle of your face?? Glad to see you're like the rest of us after all :-D
1 Like #25
black gerbil1
yeah, I think it helps if you workout your self, otherwise it might look weird, good job im sculptured like a picasso


I take it all back BG1. I thought you was just an uneducated fool who sat behind his keyboard trying to wind people up for attention because you couldn't get any attention in the real world.
Now I know you are into the fine arts and have a liking for Picasso's sculptures, I bow my head and tip my Trilby to you.
Which of his sculptures were you referring to?
Maybe this one?
http://junomain.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/picasso-sculpture.jpg
banned#26
Charlie&Lola
What, you have an ear in the middle of your face?? Glad to see you're like the rest of us after all :-D


http://journalperu.com/pics/2007/02/picasso_maya.jpg


Looks kinda cute :whistling:
#27
lol @ tehz keyb0rd warriors!
banned#28
black gerbil1
lol @ tehz keyb0rd warriors!


That US spell checker really needs some work on it!:thinking:
banned#29
This is possibly the worst line ever!

The best?

You single? You wanna be?
100% record for me
banned#30
mine is,

Me "do you wanna dance"
Them "no thanks"
Me "I suppose a **** is outta the question then"
banned#31
sassie;2614598
mine is,

Me "do you wanna dance"
Them "no thanks"
Me "I suppose a **** is outta the question then"

:w00t:

NO MAN could resist that one....


I take it back

THAT is the greatest line ever!
#32
black gerbil1
even if they dont look like they work out, just pretend to make them feel good, the your in brah.


Is there even any girls of a legal age who are impressed with lads who say 'brah' :whistling:
[mod]#33
kungfu
Is there even any girls of a legal age who are impressed with lads who say 'brah' :whistling:


What is 'brah?'
#34
Dude speak for mate or bro, just looked it up, its hawaiian in origin, not welsh :thumbsup:
[mod]#35
Whats wrong with good old English. Tut tut
#36
magicjay1986
Whats wrong with good old English. Tut tut


some good old welsh should have the birds flocking i would of thought :thumbsup:
[mod]#37
kungfu
some good old welsh should have the birds flocking i would of thought :thumbsup:



"Whats occurring?" Is a persona Welsh favourite of mine now.
banned#38
midlandscomics
Thanks....I'll remember that when I'm chatting up women built like brick sh*thouses :thumbsup:

http://i.b5z.net/i/u/230085/i/LIsa_Aukland_Female_Bodybuilder_IFBB_Pro_Model_ezr.jpg


would you look at the pecs on that!:whistling:
banned#39
RFC
would you look at the pecs on that!:whistling:


And if you asked her if she worked out, she'd be likely to deck you and you probably wouldn't be getting up!
1 Like #40
Two for you to try:

"Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"

and

"Get your coat . . . . . . . . . . . . . . i've got a knife . . . . . . . . . "

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