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Triplets

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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
A pregnant woman with triplets was walking down the street, when a masked robber runs out of a bank and shoots her three times in the stomach.

Luckily the babies are okay! The surgeon decides to leave bullets in because it was too risky to operate... The woman had two healthy girls and a healthy son.

All went fine for 16 years, until one day, one of the daughter busted in her room in tears.

"What's wrong?", asks the mother.

"I was taking a pee, and this bullet came out.", replied the daughter.

The mother tells her that its okay, and explain to her what happened sixteen years ago.

A week later, the second daughter runs into her room in tears. "Mom, I was taking a pee, and this bullet came out."

Again the mother tells her daughter not to worry and explains what happened sixteen years ago.

A week later, her son came into her room in tears.

"Its okay!", says the mom. "I know what happened,...you were taking a pee, and a bullet came out."

"No.", says the boy. "I was playing with myself, and I shot the dog
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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
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#1
eeeeeeeeew! hehe
#2
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#3
PMSL!!! I liked this joke, the DORIS was not so impressed!
#4
Where do you get them all snowtiger??
#5
lol nice :thumbsup:

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/6483/loldogdr2.jpg
#6
lmao .
#7
Lol the dog pic is funnier than the joke. He's gonna eat her!
#8
:w00t::w00t:
#9
melu;2182636
Lol the dog pic is funnier than the joke. He's gonna eat her!

she doesn't look too sure does she :w00t: !!
#10
Bluerinse;2182594
PMSL!!! I liked this joke, the DORIS was not so impressed!

''the doris'' lmao :giggle:
#11
littletiger;2182610
Where do you get them all snowtiger??

hi littletiger ... Im really bored tonight OH & sons have gone out to play poker & nothing on tv tonight worth watching !
#13
:giggle: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... knew I'd heard it before somewhere hehehe

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