YOUNG ONES ... BEWARE... IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed
by black-market organ thieves. Well, this kind of cruel theft is happening with
other body parts as well! :w00t:
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep
and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The
replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what
happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt
and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. Then the thieves
My bottom was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to
match my new rear end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new
bottom was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized
I'd have to give up my jeans in favour of long skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my
hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arms swing to and fro with
the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary
My body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I
decided to tell my story.
Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are
using REAL replacement body parts stolen from you and me! The next time someone
you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you and
replaced with something horrible?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX.
This is happening to women everywhere every night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I was lying in bed
and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that
they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them safely
hidden in my waistband.
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: