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Add your jokes here. Let's all have a giggle... I'll start An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is … Read More
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banned2m, 4w agoPosted 2 months, 4 weeks ago
Add your jokes here. Let's all have a giggle...
I'll start

An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work."

The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The American doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Two days ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no liver and made him President.
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banned2m, 4w agoPosted 2 months, 4 weeks ago
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I think the joke is on every one who laughed and mocked him during his whole campaign. They dismissed him and failed to take him serious. Like it or not, he tuned into a large demograph that has felt neglected and ignored for the past 8 years. And now he is The President. He's the one who is laughing.

http://media1.s-nbcnews.com/j/newscms/2016_31/1651041/2016-04-14t221848z_704190031_gf10000382991_rtrmadp_3_usa-election-trump_5743927df576ea181d79ce674fb3379a.nbcnews-ux-2880-1000.jpg
11 Likes
I'd take one of the jobs pretty quick,
comedian you ain't.
8 Likes
Gentle_Giant
The guy is an amoral lunatic, on a TV broadcast yesterday, the **** said waterboarding is fine, and that kidnapping and threatening someone child was a great way of getting information out of them!!!
And a recent tweet seem to suggest he was ready to send the army into Chicago.....
BTW, the Doomwatch people have just set the clock to 150 seconds to midnight, the closest it has been to "we are all going to die!!" since 1953.
It's OK for terrorist organisations to publish video executions and rape and murder innocent people then for me it's OK to torture suspects to gain information to capture those involved.
Now if it was used on local drug dealers I'd be questioning the practice but if it was used on cartel members my questioning would only be "Are you 100% certain he is a cartel member?"

You have to look at the facts - waterboarding isn't going to be used on a daily basis on every suspect - it's a specialised interrogation method used as a last resort on specific types of "persons".

Even in basic military training (UK) you are taught how to survive basic torture methods and what information to give (note the word basic not special forces).

Having been "tortured" myself with a metal bowl of steaming water with my bare feet being forced into said bowl - I relaxed, flexed my legs and flicked said bowl over two of my torturers only to discover that it was just warm water but looked hotter in the freezing temperature outside. I'm not saying I'd survive waterboarding but then I wasn't given information that would have benefited anyone.

Just like crooks - if you can't do the time then don't do the crime
If you don't want to be tortured then don't put yourself in a position that will put you at risk of being tortured.

Apologies for those with common sense having to read the above but some people seem to be needing a wet kipper slap across the face with the words "Wake up"

Edited By: philphil61 on Jan 27, 2017 19:16
6 Likes
What does Bill say to Hilary after sex ?

I'll be home soon.......

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11 Likes #1
I'd take one of the jobs pretty quick,
comedian you ain't.
1 Like #2
Just post jokes into one of the other joke threads.
#3
start the music...it's a little bit funny this feeling I have...
13 Likes #4
I think the joke is on every one who laughed and mocked him during his whole campaign. They dismissed him and failed to take him serious. Like it or not, he tuned into a large demograph that has felt neglected and ignored for the past 8 years. And now he is The President. He's the one who is laughing.

http://media1.s-nbcnews.com/j/newscms/2016_31/1651041/2016-04-14t221848z_704190031_gf10000382991_rtrmadp_3_usa-election-trump_5743927df576ea181d79ce674fb3379a.nbcnews-ux-2880-1000.jpg
banned#5
shadey12
I'd take one of the jobs pretty quick,
comedian you ain't.


Ha! I'll decide Monday for sure.
banned#6
jigglypuff
I think the joke is on every one who laughed and mocked him during his whole campaign. They dismissed him and failed to take him serious. Like it or not, he tuned into a large demograph that has felt neglected and ignored for the past 8 years. And now he is The President. He's the one who is laughing.

http://media1.s-nbcnews.com/j/newscms/2016_31/1651041/2016-04-14t221848z_704190031_gf10000382991_rtrmadp_3_usa-election-trump_5743927df576ea181d79ce674fb3379a.nbcnews-ux-2880-1000.jpg


Jigglypuff as much as I hate to admit it. You're right!
banned#7
davewave
start the music...it's a little bit funny this feeling I have...


Did you laugh at my joke at least?
2 Likes #8
smiler594
Did you laugh at my joke at least?
It wasn't funny.
banned#9
123thisisme
smiler594
Did you laugh at my joke at least?
It wasn't funny.


Thanks for being honest. Would you like to share one you laughed at?
#10
smiler594
Thanks for being honest. Would you like to share one you laughed at?
Look here.
1 Like #11
Very apt song i think:

Frank Sinatra - They All Laughed

Ho Ho Ho - Whos got the last laugh now



http://media.salon.com/2015/10/donald_trump_debate1-620x412.jpg
banned#12
118luke
Very apt song i think:

Frank Sinatra - They All Laughed

Ho Ho Ho - Whos got the last laugh now



http://media.salon.com/2015/10/donald_trump_debate1-620x412.jpg


Ha!
1 Like #13
Want to hear a good Joke?

Theresa May is PM. HAHAHAHA
1 Like #14
I don't get the liver part, Trump doesn't drink.
2 Likes #15
I had to think of another joke before I could laugh ;)
#16
Wow : Just looking at the lyrics - the song was practically made for him! :)

Frank Sinatra - They All Laughed
The odds were a hundred to one against me
The world thought the heights were too high to climb
But people from Missouri never incensed me
Oh, I wasn't a bit concerned
For from hist'ry I had learned
How many, many times the worm had turned

They all laughed at Christopher Columbus
When he said the world was round
They all laughed when Edison recorded sound
They all laughed at Wilbur and his brother
When they said that man could fly

They told Marconi
Wireless was a phony
It's the same old cry
They laughed at me wanting you
Said I was reaching for the moon
But oh, you came through
Now they'll have to change their tune

They all said we never could be happy
They laughed at us and how!
But ho, ho, ho!
Who's got the last laugh now?

They all laughed at Rockefeller center
Now they're fighting to get in
They all laughed at Whitney and his cotton gin
They all laughed Fulton and his steamboat
Hershey and his chocolate bar

Ford and his Lizzie
Kept the laughers busy
That's how people are
They laughed at me wanting you
Said it would be, "hello, goodbye"
But oh, you came through
Now they're eating humble pie

They all said we'd never get together
Darling, let's take a bow
For ho, ho, ho!
Who's got the last laugh?
Hee, hee, hee!
Let's at the past laugh
Ha, ha, ha!
Who's got the last laugh now?
3 Likes #17
Journalist: "President Trump, what's your favourite funny joke?"

Trump: "Hillary Clinton".
banned#18
Predikuesi
Journalist: "President Trump, what's your favourite funny joke?"

Trump: "Hillary Clinton".


Lol
6 Likes #19
What does Bill say to Hilary after sex ?

I'll be home soon.......
1 Like #20
I did not have relations with that woman
banned#21
Ha!
banned#22
This is decades old. The same was used to describe Ronald Reagan.
2 Likes #23
airfix
I don't get the liver part, Trump doesn't drink.

Probably because of the fake tan?, to some it may look like liver disease when the skin goes yellow. So pretty lame joke if so.

The other one could be the fact Donalds brother Freddy died of alcoholism, so probably had some liver complications.
#24
smiler594
Predikuesi
Journalist: "President Trump, what's your favourite funny joke?"

Trump: "Hillary Clinton".


Lol


Lol? Seriously? oO
2 Likes #25
The guy is an amoral lunatic, on a TV broadcast yesterday, the **** said waterboarding is fine, and that kidnapping and threatening someone child was a great way of getting information out of them!!!

And a recent tweet seem to suggest he was ready to send the army into Chicago.....

BTW, the Doomwatch people have just set the clock to 150 seconds to midnight, the closest it has been to "we are all going to die!!" since 1953.
#26
Gentle_Giant
The guy is an amoral lunatic, on a TV broadcast yesterday, the **** said waterboarding is fine, and that kidnapping and threatening someone child was a great way of getting information out of them!!!

And a recent tweet seem to suggest he was ready to send the army into Chicago.....

BTW, the Doomwatch people have just set the clock to 150 seconds to midnight, the closest it has been to "we are all going to die!!" since 1953.


just heard news headlines, Paul Nuttal (ukip)
has said " waterboarding is justified in certain circumstances"
4 Likes #27
Whats there to joke about. People are going too overboard. He's the president of the US. He's making some good changes for the most part. Let him be and wait it out before you jump on the hating bandwagon.
8 Likes #28
Gentle_Giant
The guy is an amoral lunatic, on a TV broadcast yesterday, the **** said waterboarding is fine, and that kidnapping and threatening someone child was a great way of getting information out of them!!!
And a recent tweet seem to suggest he was ready to send the army into Chicago.....
BTW, the Doomwatch people have just set the clock to 150 seconds to midnight, the closest it has been to "we are all going to die!!" since 1953.
It's OK for terrorist organisations to publish video executions and rape and murder innocent people then for me it's OK to torture suspects to gain information to capture those involved.
Now if it was used on local drug dealers I'd be questioning the practice but if it was used on cartel members my questioning would only be "Are you 100% certain he is a cartel member?"

You have to look at the facts - waterboarding isn't going to be used on a daily basis on every suspect - it's a specialised interrogation method used as a last resort on specific types of "persons".

Even in basic military training (UK) you are taught how to survive basic torture methods and what information to give (note the word basic not special forces).

Having been "tortured" myself with a metal bowl of steaming water with my bare feet being forced into said bowl - I relaxed, flexed my legs and flicked said bowl over two of my torturers only to discover that it was just warm water but looked hotter in the freezing temperature outside. I'm not saying I'd survive waterboarding but then I wasn't given information that would have benefited anyone.

Just like crooks - if you can't do the time then don't do the crime
If you don't want to be tortured then don't put yourself in a position that will put you at risk of being tortured.

Apologies for those with common sense having to read the above but some people seem to be needing a wet kipper slap across the face with the words "Wake up"

Edited By: philphil61 on Jan 27, 2017 19:16
4 Likes #29
philphil61
Gentle_Giant
The guy is an amoral lunatic, on a TV broadcast yesterday, the **** said waterboarding is fine, and that kidnapping and threatening someone child was a great way of getting information out of them!!!
And a recent tweet seem to suggest he was ready to send the army into Chicago.....
BTW, the Doomwatch people have just set the clock to 150 seconds to midnight, the closest it has been to "we are all going to die!!" since 1953.
It's OK for terrorist organisations to publish video executions and rape and murder innocent people then for me it's OK to torture suspects to gain information to capture those involved.
Now if it was used on local drug dealers I'd be questioning the practice but if it was used on cartel members my questioning would only be "Are you 100% certain he is a cartel member?"
You have to look at the facts - waterboarding isn't going to be used on a daily basis on every suspect - it's a specialised interrogation method used as a last resort on specific types of "persons".
Even in basic military training (UK) you are taught how to survive basic torture methods and what information to give (note the word basic not special forces).
Having been "tortured" myself with a metal bowl of steaming water with my bare feet being forced into said bowl - I relaxed, flexed my legs and flicked said bowl over two of my torturers only to discover that it was just warm water but looked hotter in the freezing temperature outside. I'm not saying I'd survive waterboarding but then I wasn't given information that would have benefited anyone.
Just like crooks - if you can't do the time then don't do the crime
If you don't want to be tortured then don't put yourself in a position that will put you at risk of being tortured.
Apologies for those with common sense having to read the above but some people seem to be needing a wet kipper slap across the face with the words "Wake up"

Exactly. Once again another Trump statement taken out of context.

Too many people are jumping on the 'accuse trump of everything they can find bandwagon'. Just because Obama was less vocal doesn't mean to say he didn't approve of waterboarding, nor does it mean waterboarding wasn't used by the US. Trump clearly mentioned that he approves of waterboarding when talking about terrorists as a form of interrogation to try and gain more information out of them. And not as a form of torture to satisfy their desires to hurt someone. All of a sudden people think interrogating a terrorist is wrong?, its good those think like that, at least the sane ones can work out who the bad apples are in society.

The US military and no doubt others use this as part of their training process too, on their own soldiers to be!.



Edited By: J4GG4 on Jan 27, 2017 19:45: ,
banned#30
philphil61
Gentle_Giant
The guy is an amoral lunatic, on a TV broadcast yesterday, the **** said waterboarding is fine, and that kidnapping and threatening someone child was a great way of getting information out of them!!!
And a recent tweet seem to suggest he was ready to send the army into Chicago.....
BTW, the Doomwatch people have just set the clock to 150 seconds to midnight, the closest it has been to "we are all going to die!!" since 1953.
It's OK for terrorist organisations to publish video executions and rape and murder innocent people then for me it's OK to torture suspects to gain information to capture those involved.
Now if it was used on local drug dealers I'd be questioning the practice but if it was used on cartel members my questioning would only be "Are you 100% certain he is a cartel member?"

You have to look at the facts - waterboarding isn't going to be used on a daily basis on every suspect - it's a specialised interrogation method used as a last resort on specific types of "persons".

Even in basic military training (UK) you are taught how to survive basic torture methods and what information to give (note the word basic not special forces).

Having been "tortured" myself with a metal bowl of steaming water with my bare feet being forced into said bowl - I relaxed, flexed my legs and flicked said bowl over two of my torturers only to discover that it was just warm water but looked hotter in the freezing temperature outside. I'm not saying I'd survive waterboarding but then I wasn't given information that would have benefited anyone.

Just like crooks - if you can't do the time then don't do the crime
If you don't want to be tortured then don't put yourself in a position that will put you at risk of being tortured.

Apologies for those with common sense having to read the above but some people seem to be needing a wet kipper slap across the face with the words "Wake up"


I didn't find any of that remotely funny. Did you?
2 Likes #31
smiler594
philphil61
Gentle_Giant
The guy is an amoral lunatic, on a TV broadcast yesterday, the **** said waterboarding is fine, and that kidnapping and threatening someone child was a great way of getting information out of them!!!
And a recent tweet seem to suggest he was ready to send the army into Chicago.....
BTW, the Doomwatch people have just set the clock to 150 seconds to midnight, the closest it has been to "we are all going to die!!" since 1953.
It's OK for terrorist organisations to publish video executions and rape and murder innocent people then for me it's OK to torture suspects to gain information to capture those involved.
Now if it was used on local drug dealers I'd be questioning the practice but if it was used on cartel members my questioning would only be "Are you 100% certain he is a cartel member?"

You have to look at the facts - waterboarding isn't going to be used on a daily basis on every suspect - it's a specialised interrogation method used as a last resort on specific types of "persons".

Even in basic military training (UK) you are taught how to survive basic torture methods and what information to give (note the word basic not special forces).

Having been "tortured" myself with a metal bowl of steaming water with my bare feet being forced into said bowl - I relaxed, flexed my legs and flicked said bowl over two of my torturers only to discover that it was just warm water but looked hotter in the freezing temperature outside. I'm not saying I'd survive waterboarding but then I wasn't given information that would have benefited anyone.

Just like crooks - if you can't do the time then don't do the crime
If you don't want to be tortured then don't put yourself in a position that will put you at risk of being tortured.

Apologies for those with common sense having to read the above but some people seem to be needing a wet kipper slap across the face with the words "Wake up"


I didn't find any of that remotely funny. Did you?


you started the not being funny thread,
2 Likes #32
philphil61
Gentle_Giant
The guy is an amoral lunatic, on a TV broadcast yesterday, the **** said waterboarding is fine, and that kidnapping and threatening someone child was a great way of getting information out of them!!!
And a recent tweet seem to suggest he was ready to send the army into Chicago.....
BTW, the Doomwatch people have just set the clock to 150 seconds to midnight, the closest it has been to "we are all going to die!!" since 1953.
It's OK for terrorist organisations to publish video executions and rape and murder innocent people then for me it's OK to torture suspects to gain information to capture those involved.
Now if it was used on local drug dealers I'd be questioning the practice but if it was used on cartel members my questioning would only be "Are you 100% certain he is a cartel member?"

You have to look at the facts - waterboarding isn't going to be used on a daily basis on every suspect - it's a specialised interrogation method used as a last resort on specific types of "persons".

Even in basic military training (UK) you are taught how to survive basic torture methods and what information to give (note the word basic not special forces).

Having been "tortured" myself with a metal bowl of steaming water with my bare feet being forced into said bowl - I relaxed, flexed my legs and flicked said bowl over two of my torturers only to discover that it was just warm water but looked hotter in the freezing temperature outside. I'm not saying I'd survive waterboarding but then I wasn't given information that would have benefited anyone.

Just like crooks - if you can't do the time then don't do the crime
If you don't want to be tortured then don't put yourself in a position that will put you at risk of being tortured.

Apologies for those with common sense having to read the above but some people seem to be needing a wet kipper slap across the face with the words "Wake up"


I'm a bit undecided on this one, however given the choice I would rather be tortured by the Americans than any fate the extremists (for want of a better term) would dish out.
I'm kind of siding that if your enemy doesn't play by the Geneva convention, they shouldn't expect it to apply to them.

Edited By: shadey12 on Jan 27, 2017 20:02: edit
4 Likes #33
philphil61
Gentle_Giant
The guy is an amoral lunatic, on a TV broadcast yesterday, the **** said waterboarding is fine, and that kidnapping and threatening someone child was a great way of getting information out of them!!!
And a recent tweet seem to suggest he was ready to send the army into Chicago.....
BTW, the Doomwatch people have just set the clock to 150 seconds to midnight, the closest it has been to "we are all going to die!!" since 1953.
It's OK for terrorist organisations to publish video executions and rape and murder innocent people then for me it's OK to torture suspects to gain information to capture those involved.
Now if it was used on local drug dealers I'd be questioning the practice but if it was used on cartel members my questioning would only be "Are you 100% certain he is a cartel member?"
You have to look at the facts - waterboarding isn't going to be used on a daily basis on every suspect - it's a specialised interrogation method used as a last resort on specific types of "persons".
Even in basic military training (UK) you are taught how to survive basic torture methods and what information to give (note the word basic not special forces).
Having been "tortured" myself with a metal bowl of steaming water with my bare feet being forced into said bowl - I relaxed, flexed my legs and flicked said bowl over two of my torturers only to discover that it was just warm water but looked hotter in the freezing temperature outside. I'm not saying I'd survive waterboarding but then I wasn't given information that would have benefited anyone.
Just like crooks - if you can't do the time then don't do the crime
If you don't want to be tortured then don't put yourself in a position that will put you at risk of being tortured.
Apologies for those with common sense having to read the above but some people seem to be needing a wet kipper slap across the face with the words "Wake up"

This line of his post made me laugh.

'And a recent tweet seem to suggest he was ready to send the army into Chicago....'

What President Trump said was " If Chicago doesn't fix the horrible "carnage" going on, 228 shootings in 2017 with 42 killings (up 24% from 2016), I will send in the Feds!"

So Trump want's something done about the slaughter going on in Chicago (762 murders, 3,550 shooting incidents, and 4,331 shooting victims in 2016) and these people still try to paint him as some sort of villain whilst saying nothing about what is actually happening in Chicago.

Edited By: shasnir on Jan 27, 2017 20:26: Shorter
1 Like #34
shadey12
philphil61
Gentle_Giant
The guy is an amoral lunatic, on a TV broadcast yesterday, the **** said waterboarding is fine, and that kidnapping and threatening someone child was a great way of getting information out of them!!!
And a recent tweet seem to suggest he was ready to send the army into Chicago.....
BTW, the Doomwatch people have just set the clock to 150 seconds to midnight, the closest it has been to "we are all going to die!!" since 1953.
It's OK for terrorist organisations to publish video executions and rape and murder innocent people then for me it's OK to torture suspects to gain information to capture those involved.
Now if it was used on local drug dealers I'd be questioning the practice but if it was used on cartel members my questioning would only be "Are you 100% certain he is a cartel member?"
You have to look at the facts - waterboarding isn't going to be used on a daily basis on every suspect - it's a specialised interrogation method used as a last resort on specific types of "persons".
Even in basic military training (UK) you are taught how to survive basic torture methods and what information to give (note the word basic not special forces).
Having been "tortured" myself with a metal bowl of steaming water with my bare feet being forced into said bowl - I relaxed, flexed my legs and flicked said bowl over two of my torturers only to discover that it was just warm water but looked hotter in the freezing temperature outside. I'm not saying I'd survive waterboarding but then I wasn't given information that would have benefited anyone.
Just like crooks - if you can't do the time then don't do the crime
If you don't want to be tortured then don't put yourself in a position that will put you at risk of being tortured.
Apologies for those with common sense having to read the above but some people seem to be needing a wet kipper slap across the face with the words "Wake up"
I'm a bit undecided on this one, however given the choice I would rather be tortured by the Americans than any fate the extremists (for want of a better term) would dish out.
I'm kind of siding that if your enemy doesn't play by the Geneva convention, they shouldn't expect it to apply to them.
but people will admit to anything whilst having their finger nails pulled out, or haven't you thought of that? (_;)
1 Like #35
CookinBat
shadey12
philphil61
Gentle_Giant
The guy is an amoral lunatic, on a TV broadcast yesterday, the **** said waterboarding is fine, and that kidnapping and threatening someone child was a great way of getting information out of them!!!
And a recent tweet seem to suggest he was ready to send the army into Chicago.....
BTW, the Doomwatch people have just set the clock to 150 seconds to midnight, the closest it has been to "we are all going to die!!" since 1953.
It's OK for terrorist organisations to publish video executions and rape and murder innocent people then for me it's OK to torture suspects to gain information to capture those involved.
Now if it was used on local drug dealers I'd be questioning the practice but if it was used on cartel members my questioning would only be "Are you 100% certain he is a cartel member?"
You have to look at the facts - waterboarding isn't going to be used on a daily basis on every suspect - it's a specialised interrogation method used as a last resort on specific types of "persons".
Even in basic military training (UK) you are taught how to survive basic torture methods and what information to give (note the word basic not special forces).
Having been "tortured" myself with a metal bowl of steaming water with my bare feet being forced into said bowl - I relaxed, flexed my legs and flicked said bowl over two of my torturers only to discover that it was just warm water but looked hotter in the freezing temperature outside. I'm not saying I'd survive waterboarding but then I wasn't given information that would have benefited anyone.
Just like crooks - if you can't do the time then don't do the crime
If you don't want to be tortured then don't put yourself in a position that will put you at risk of being tortured.
Apologies for those with common sense having to read the above but some people seem to be needing a wet kipper slap across the face with the words "Wake up"
I'm a bit undecided on this one, however given the choice I would rather be tortured by the Americans than any fate the extremists (for want of a better term) would dish out.
I'm kind of siding that if your enemy doesn't play by the Geneva convention, they shouldn't expect it to apply to them.
but people will admit to anything whilst having their finger nails pulled out, or haven't you thought of that? (_;)


yes, but we're not talking about the Spanish inquisition are we, we are talking about terrorists who don't play by the rules.
2 Likes #36
shadey12
smiler594
philphil61
Gentle_Giant
The guy is an amoral lunatic, on a TV broadcast yesterday, the **** said waterboarding is fine, and that kidnapping and threatening someone child was a great way of getting information out of them!!!
And a recent tweet seem to suggest he was ready to send the army into Chicago.....
BTW, the Doomwatch people have just set the clock to 150 seconds to midnight, the closest it has been to "we are all going to die!!" since 1953.
It's OK for terrorist organisations to publish video executions and rape and murder innocent people then for me it's OK to torture suspects to gain information to capture those involved.
Now if it was used on local drug dealers I'd be questioning the practice but if it was used on cartel members my questioning would only be "Are you 100% certain he is a cartel member?"
You have to look at the facts - waterboarding isn't going to be used on a daily basis on every suspect - it's a specialised interrogation method used as a last resort on specific types of "persons".
Even in basic military training (UK) you are taught how to survive basic torture methods and what information to give (note the word basic not special forces).
Having been "tortured" myself with a metal bowl of steaming water with my bare feet being forced into said bowl - I relaxed, flexed my legs and flicked said bowl over two of my torturers only to discover that it was just warm water but looked hotter in the freezing temperature outside. I'm not saying I'd survive waterboarding but then I wasn't given information that would have benefited anyone.
Just like crooks - if you can't do the time then don't do the crime
If you don't want to be tortured then don't put yourself in a position that will put you at risk of being tortured.
Apologies for those with common sense having to read the above but some people seem to be needing a wet kipper slap across the face with the words "Wake up"
I didn't find any of that remotely funny. Did you?
you started the not being funny thread,
He missed the bit about
Having been "tortured" myself with a metal bowl of steaming water with my bare feet being forced into said bowl - I relaxed, flexed my legs and flicked said bowl over two of my torturers only to discover that it was just warm water but looked hotter in the freezing temperature outside.

For me it was hilarious under the circumstances << ask anyone who's been in the forces and undergone similar in exercise
#37
shadey12
CookinBat
shadey12
philphil61
Gentle_Giant
The guy is an amoral lunatic, on a TV broadcast yesterday, the **** said waterboarding is fine, and that kidnapping and threatening someone child was a great way of getting information out of them!!!
And a recent tweet seem to suggest he was ready to send the army into Chicago.....
BTW, the Doomwatch people have just set the clock to 150 seconds to midnight, the closest it has been to "we are all going to die!!" since 1953.
It's OK for terrorist organisations to publish video executions and rape and murder innocent people then for me it's OK to torture suspects to gain information to capture those involved.
Now if it was used on local drug dealers I'd be questioning the practice but if it was used on cartel members my questioning would only be "Are you 100% certain he is a cartel member?"
You have to look at the facts - waterboarding isn't going to be used on a daily basis on every suspect - it's a specialised interrogation method used as a last resort on specific types of "persons".
Even in basic military training (UK) you are taught how to survive basic torture methods and what information to give (note the word basic not special forces).
Having been "tortured" myself with a metal bowl of steaming water with my bare feet being forced into said bowl - I relaxed, flexed my legs and flicked said bowl over two of my torturers only to discover that it was just warm water but looked hotter in the freezing temperature outside. I'm not saying I'd survive waterboarding but then I wasn't given information that would have benefited anyone.
Just like crooks - if you can't do the time then don't do the crime
If you don't want to be tortured then don't put yourself in a position that will put you at risk of being tortured.
Apologies for those with common sense having to read the above but some people seem to be needing a wet kipper slap across the face with the words "Wake up"
I'm a bit undecided on this one, however given the choice I would rather be tortured by the Americans than any fate the extremists (for want of a better term) would dish out.
I'm kind of siding that if your enemy doesn't play by the Geneva convention, they shouldn't expect it to apply to them.
but people will admit to anything whilst having their finger nails pulled out, or haven't you thought of that? (_;)
yes, but we're not talking about the Spanish inquisition are we, we are talking about terrorists who don't play by the rules.
Oh i see you meant the bilderbergs, neocons and rest of the filthy rat pack. Thanks for clearing that up.
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Trump in a room....
May or Johnston just a bonus
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The guy is an amoral lunatic, on a TV broadcast yesterday, the **** said waterboarding is fine, and that kidnapping and threatening someone child was a great way of getting information out of them!!!
And a recent tweet seem to suggest he was ready to send the army into Chicago.....
BTW, the Doomwatch people have just set the clock to 150 seconds to midnight, the closest it has been to "we are all going to die!!" since 1953.
It's OK for terrorist organisations to publish video executions and rape and murder innocent people then for me it's OK to torture suspects to gain information to capture those involved.
Now if it was used on local drug dealers I'd be questioning the practice but if it was used on cartel members my questioning would only be "Are you 100% certain he is a cartel member?"
You have to look at the facts - waterboarding isn't going to be used on a daily basis on every suspect - it's a specialised interrogation method used as a last resort on specific types of "persons".
Even in basic military training (UK) you are taught how to survive basic torture methods and what information to give (note the word basic not special forces).
Having been "tortured" myself with a metal bowl of steaming water with my bare feet being forced into said bowl - I relaxed, flexed my legs and flicked said bowl over two of my torturers only to discover that it was just warm water but looked hotter in the freezing temperature outside. I'm not saying I'd survive waterboarding but then I wasn't given information that would have benefited anyone.
Just like crooks - if you can't do the time then don't do the crime
If you don't want to be tortured then don't put yourself in a position that will put you at risk of being tortured.
Apologies for those with common sense having to read the above but some people seem to be needing a wet kipper slap across the face with the words "Wake up"
I'm a bit undecided on this one, however given the choice I would rather be tortured by the Americans than any fate the extremists (for want of a better term) would dish out.
I'm kind of siding that if your enemy doesn't play by the Geneva convention, they shouldn't expect it to apply to them.
but people will admit to anything whilst having their finger nails pulled out, or haven't you thought of that? (_;)
yes, but we're not talking about the Spanish inquisition are we, we are talking about terrorists who don't play by the rules.
Oh i see you meant the bilderbergs, neocons and rest of the filthy rat pack. Thanks for clearing that up.


thanks for talking garbage as usual.
read the words that I typed, that's what I meant.
easy when you try.
not everyone skirts around issues and tries to insinuate or puts words into statements that aren't there.
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shadey12
CookinBat
shadey12
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shadey12
philphil61
Gentle_Giant
The guy is an amoral lunatic, on a TV broadcast yesterday, the **** said waterboarding is fine, and that kidnapping and threatening someone child was a great way of getting information out of them!!!
And a recent tweet seem to suggest he was ready to send the army into Chicago.....
BTW, the Doomwatch people have just set the clock to 150 seconds to midnight, the closest it has been to "we are all going to die!!" since 1953.
It's OK for terrorist organisations to publish video executions and rape and murder innocent people then for me it's OK to torture suspects to gain information to capture those involved.
Now if it was used on local drug dealers I'd be questioning the practice but if it was used on cartel members my questioning would only be "Are you 100% certain he is a cartel member?"
You have to look at the facts - waterboarding isn't going to be used on a daily basis on every suspect - it's a specialised interrogation method used as a last resort on specific types of "persons".
Even in basic military training (UK) you are taught how to survive basic torture methods and what information to give (note the word basic not special forces).
Having been "tortured" myself with a metal bowl of steaming water with my bare feet being forced into said bowl - I relaxed, flexed my legs and flicked said bowl over two of my torturers only to discover that it was just warm water but looked hotter in the freezing temperature outside. I'm not saying I'd survive waterboarding but then I wasn't given information that would have benefited anyone.
Just like crooks - if you can't do the time then don't do the crime
If you don't want to be tortured then don't put yourself in a position that will put you at risk of being tortured.
Apologies for those with common sense having to read the above but some people seem to be needing a wet kipper slap across the face with the words "Wake up"
I'm a bit undecided on this one, however given the choice I would rather be tortured by the Americans than any fate the extremists (for want of a better term) would dish out.
I'm kind of siding that if your enemy doesn't play by the Geneva convention, they shouldn't expect it to apply to them.
but people will admit to anything whilst having their finger nails pulled out, or haven't you thought of that? (_;)
yes, but we're not talking about the Spanish inquisition are we, we are talking about terrorists who don't play by the rules.
Oh i see you meant the bilderbergs, neocons and rest of the filthy rat pack. Thanks for clearing that up.
thanks for talking garbage as usual.
read the words that I typed, that's what I meant.
easy when you try.
not everyone skirts around issues and tries to insinuate or puts words into statements that aren't there.
Doesn't it all depend on what and who you regard as terrorists? One man's meat is another man's poison...

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