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swimming along together. Both swim into a wall! One fish turns to the other and says "Dam!" Read More
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7y, 6m agoPosted 7 years, 6 months ago
swimming along together. Both swim into a wall!

One fish turns to the other and says "Dam!"
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7y, 6m agoPosted 7 years, 6 months ago
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#1
Emm...:?
#2
Made me laugh but then I love childish jokes :oops:
#3
two fish in a tank one turns to the other and says "how do you drive this thing?" :-P
#4
2 lions eating a clown, one says "does this taste funny?"
#5
2 birds sat on a perch, one says "can you smell fish"

I love these jokes :)
#6
Think someone has been watching Dave............... Panda joke next? :)
#7
Two sausages in a frying pan one turns to the other and says "is it me or is it hot in here?" the other sausages goes "aaaah a talking sausage!"
#8
:lol:

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ?
The Codfather !
#9
why is the snowman depressed?
because hes got snowballs!
#10
BradyBrade!
why is the snowman depressed?
because hes got snowballs!


where the fudge did a snowman come in with the fish jokes you fruit
#11
fireheaven
where the fudge did a snowman come in with the fish jokes you fruit


with all the bad things happening to the fish, i thought id try to cheer them up, atleast the fish have their balls!
#12
What do you call a fish with no eyes?

FSH
#13
what happens when you throw a [COLOR="Lime"]green[/COLOR] rock into the [COLOR="Red"]red[/COLOR] sea?



It gets wet!
#14
Why did the boy eat 50 pence?



'Cos it was his dinner money!
#15
BradyBrade!
Two sausages in a frying pan one turns to the other and says "is it me or is it hot in here?" the other sausages goes "aaaah a talking sausage!"


That's so stupid!!!

Hahahaha!!!
#16
Q : What do you call a fly with no wings?

A : A walk. :lol:
#17
BradyBrade!
with all the bad things happening to the fish, i thought id try to cheer them up, atleast the fish have their balls!


:lol: good point

jonb2412
What do you call a fish with no eyes?

FSH


Hahaha I love that joke and it makes my little on laugh everytime

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