.Two statues are standing in a park, one of a nude man and one of
a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a pathway
for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down
from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred
blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty
minutes to do what you've wished to do the most'
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the
shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The
angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do
He asks her 'Shall we?' She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's
change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you s*** on its
AND WHAT WERE YOU.... THINKING????