So, I woke up this morning with stomach cramps and that horrible feeling in my belly that says that if I try and fart, something awful like a fountain will happen. I ran down to the toilet and made it there without anything brown and nasty dribbling down my leg. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for ten minutes ago, when I had the misfortune of sneezing.
Anyone ever written a letter to a supermarket demanding compensation for giving them food poisoning before? Did you have any sucess?