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1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. 2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. 3) One of the most awkard things that can happen in a pub is when your p… Read More
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8y, 10m agoPosted 8 years, 10 months ago
1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

3) One of the most awkard things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

4) You're never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

7) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.

8) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

9) You never know where to look when eating a banana.

10) Rummaging in a overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

11) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into their school.

12) The most embarassing this you can do as a child is to call your teacher mum or dad.

13) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed halfway through and then raced against the flush.

14) It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

15) You never ever run out of salt.

16) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

17) No one knows the origins of their metal coathangers.

18) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

19) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

20) People who don't drive slam doors too hard.

21) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

22) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
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8y, 10m agoPosted 8 years, 10 months ago
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#1
:lol:
banned#2
:giggle: I can relate to most of those!
#3
4) You're never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

The green bit is actually caused by a toxin, which in fact is hallucinogenic. Groovy:thumbsup:
#4
number 1 is very true :)
#5
andrew_stoned
4) You're never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

The green bit is actually cause by a toxin, which in fact is hallucinogenic. Groovy:thumbsup:



:? that explains alot, I have alway thought it was ok to eat the green ones

Unfortunately number 16 brings back painful memories :oops:
banned#6
that made me cry with laughter
#7
Love it!
#8
Thank you Peter Kay :thumbsup:
1 Like #9
Haha. Very good.
#10
Brilliant- thanks for the laughs!:thumbsup:
#11
:giggle: love it

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