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As the topic about do you lock the toilet door. Men When out shopping in a restaurant or wherever public toilets. Do you obey the Urinal Rule? Example: If there are 5 urinals V W …
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banned6y, 10m agoPosted 6 years, 10 months ago
As the topic about do you lock the toilet door.

Men

When out shopping in a restaurant or wherever public toilets.

Do you obey the Urinal Rule?

Example:

If there are 5 urinals

V W X Y Z

When you first enter, and the urinals are empty, you should go to V and Z.

if when you enter, urinals V X Z are full.
YOU SHOULD NEVER USE W AND Y, IT IS A NO GO ZONE.

I am always cautious, If V X Z are full, I stand and wait..

If it happens are they are full, but you are currently using them, and someone steps in W or Y, I would be careful that they are not a Ray Mears..


Anyone the same :)?
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banned6y, 10m agoPosted 6 years, 10 months ago
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#1
Yep, although if there are 3

X Y Z

I sometimes think i'll go to Y just to **** people off! (excuse the pun :) )
#2
Nope. If they are empty I will go to the one with the least amount of p*ss on the floor.
If any are in use I will use the one next to the one that is next to the one being used.
If that's not possible I'll use whatever's free.
banned#3
I have no issue with standing next to another man while at the urinal. I wouldn't go out of my way to stand next to one if others were available but I've got nothing to embarrassed about in the trouser area.
banned#4
Yep, always have done. Even before I heard of these "rules"

I think it's common sense to be honest. Only odd people would stand right next to someone to pee if they didn't have to.
#5
Carley
i just go to whichever one is available, i didn't know there was a rule!


yeah what rule. when you need to go anyone will do:thumbsup:
#6
I first took the Urinal test about 10 years ago ;)

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/urinal
banned#7
Sometimes I go in the ladies because I like the smell.
suspended#8
I'll just **** on someones leg if there is no space.
#9
Do these rules apply in the Clapham Common toilet block?
#10
try insisting on having a gap at a footie or rugby game:giggle:

But yes, when I was younger l remember it being referred to as 'the bog rule' - it was considered gentlemanly to have a gap between users.

Now, if there's a gap & I need to go, then rules are for breaking...
#11
I suspect the ones who don't/won't stand at "W" & "Y" suffer from stage fright....
banned#12
You can also dive into a cubicle. Just be careful to check for George Michael first.
#13
WTF are you on about? Talk about women being complicated - can you not just go in and have a p*** and out? Why don't they just build urinals with a urinal gap space in between and solve your problem? Must be such a dilemma for you all :lol:
#15
I usually follow the rule, but if only W or Y is available, I'll use them - I don't care if the other guys are uncomfortable with me beside them - I'm the one who isn't yet relieving myself.
#16
You have to gauge it. If it's a really quiet place, I'll use X and enjoy the additional space around me. If it's rammo, you just use whichever one becaomes available first.

If there's a cloakroom attendant, who appears to want a quid just for handing you a paper towel (my pet hate) then I'll go as far away from the cheeky f***er as poss!
#17
Theres only one rule at the urinals and thats never divert your gaze from that one inch square bit of wall thats directly in front of you at eye level. If you do, you may catch the gay.
#18
I normally go into W or Y and do some groping to V, X and Z depending which ones are occupied :p
#19
numptyj
I normally go into W or Y and do some groping to V, X and Z depending which ones are occupied :p


whereabouts do you usually go :whistling:
#20
I prefer to go in the cubicle and spray some lemon juice under the door and shout 'Woah, easy big fella'
#21
I obey the urinal rule.
banned#22
numptyj
I normally go into W or Y and do some groping to V, X and Z depending which ones are occupied :p


I knew it, I knew it!!! :whistling:
#23
haha this thread made me giggle....

i always wondered why so many women like to go in the cubicle together when out...see it loads.... i never feel the need to be watched while i pee :?
#24
Goonieman
Theres only one rule at the urinals and thats never divert your gaze from that one inch square bit of wall thats directly in front of you at eye level. If you do, you may catch the gay.


If I end up beside someone, I usually look them in the eye and smile... :-D
#25
What IS ridiculous is when you're at a urinal in a busy concert venue, and women barge in to use the cubicles - normally saying "ooh don't worry boys, we've seen it all before".

No you haven't, and I don't want you to see it either. Now sod off.
#26
Which letter applies to the sink?
#27
SirBargainsALot
What IS ridiculous is when you're at a urinal in a busy concert venue, and women barge in to use the cubicles - normally saying "ooh don't worry boys, we've seen it all before".

No you haven't, and I don't want you to see it either. Now sod off.


This

Men can't barge into the ladies to use the toilets in there - we'd be accused of being perverts/rapists etc and be arrested.
#28
greg_68
whereabouts do you usually go :whistling:


PM SENT! :p
#29
pugw$sh
Which letter applies to the sink?


Which letter applies to this?

http://www.ghchealth.com/images/oxypowder/kingpin.jpg
#30
pugw$sh
Which letter applies to the sink?


+1, was at the grand national the other week and the sinks were in the equation.:thumbsup:
#31
kaks26
WTF are you on about? Talk about women being complicated - can you not just go in and have a p*** and out? Why don't they just build urinals with a urinal gap space in between and solve your problem? Must be such a dilemma for you all :lol:


http://i43.tinypic.com/eiump0.gif

there's a lot of lady-boys in the house tonight, jeez whats wrong with you lot !!! by the time you lot have decided wether x,y or z is safe to approach you would have wet yourself, get in have a wee, wash your hands & get out, simples !

are you lot the same when you go to the swimming pool :thinking: oooh cant get changed some one might see me !!!
#32
I was at the cinema with my girlfriend the other day & went for a quick pee in the far end urinal & some little turd burger strolls in & goes for a pee next to me even though there are two free urinals that he has to walk past.

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