Useful Hints & Tips. Please post yours here - HotUKDeals
We use cookie files to improve site functionality and personalisation. By continuing to use HUKD, you accept our cookie and privacy policy.
Get the HUKD app free at Google Play

Search Error

An error occurred when searching, please try again!

Login / Sign UpSubmit

Useful Hints & Tips. Please post yours here

bargain surfer Avatar
8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
OK so we have threads for games, jokes etc. How about something Useful that will save you money time or effort in the True HUKD spirit.
I mean if you can save money by using a hint or tip then surely thats just as good as a deal which involves some expenditure?
I'll start you off:

1) Rather than buying Wallpaper stripper solution use washing up liquid with warm water, be sure not to use too much liquid.

2) My desktop pc has a pci usb add on card gives me 4 ext + 1 int usb ports. I only use my BT dongle with my mobiles so i have this permanently fitted by plugging it into the internal port on the pci card.

You get the idea, so post your useful hints and tips here.
Other Links From Here:
bargain surfer Avatar
8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
Options

All Comments

(59) Jump to unreadPost a comment
Comments/page:
Page:
#1
this has already been done before
#2
If your tennis balls are wet, dry them out in the tumble dryer.....sounds great too!
2 Likes #3
Rather than paying lots of money to gravel your driveway, sellotape rice krispies to the wheels of your car - same noise effect & much cheaper:thumbsup:
banned#4
to save money, dont buy women drinks and get them to buy yours
#5
cis_groupie
Rather than paying lots of money to gravel your driveway, sellotape rice krispies to the wheels of your car - same noise effect & much cheaper:thumbsup:


Ha, ha, ha! Love it!!!
#6
Instead of posing you tips here, send them in to a wellknown magazine or two and get paid! You get extra cash if you enclose a cheeky photo! :oops:
#7
cis_groupie
Rather than paying lots of money to gravel your driveway, sellotape rice krispies to the wheels of your car - same noise effect & much cheaper:thumbsup:

LOL:p:-D
#8
Never skimp on spending money on a good pair of shoes and a decent bed. If you're not in one, you're in the other
#9
When getting naked with a girl, always take your socks off as early as possible. Naked and erect while wearing only socks is not sexy
#10
don't kick the leaves, there may be dog muck under there
#11
Save money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply changing your name to match your existing plate. - Mr. KVL 741Y
#12
Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to the object you wish to view.
#13
An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.
#14
Sweetcorn fans. Save money on loo paper by simply pouring the stuff straight down the pan.
#15
Manchester United fans. Save money on expensive new kits by simply strapping a large fake ***** to your forehead. It is now clear to all, as to your allegiance.
#16
SAVE petrol by pushing your car to your destination. Invariably passers-by will think you've broken down and help.
#17
Housewives: When nipping out to the shops, remember to carry a stiff broom in the boot of your car. Use it to sweep the broken glass to the side of the road every time you have a minor accident.
#18
Cheer loudly at 8.00pm each Saturday to fool the neighbours into thinking you have won the Lottery.
#19
Girls. Next time you feel like throwing a ball over-arm, don't, because you can't and it just looks silly. Just throw it girlie under-arm style, and no-one will laugh at you, or get hurt.
#20
X-Files fans. Create the effect of being abducted by aliens by drinking two bottles of vodka. You'll invariably wake up in a strange place the following morning, having had your memory mysteriously 'erased'.
#21
Minor skin grafts can be performed on pigs by covering any cuts and grazes with thin strips of bacon.
#22
keep 'em coming some of these are REALLY useful!:p
#23
Olympic athletes. Disguise the fact that you've taken anabolic steroids by running a bit slower.
#24
Pretend you`re a giant panda by giving yourself two black eyes, eating only bamboo shoots and refusing to have sex with the missus.
#25
Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the loo seat by simply pissing in the sink.
#26
Vegetarians coming to dinner? Simply serve them a nice bit of steak or veal. Since they`re always going on about how tofu, Quorn, meat substitute etc `tastes exactly like the real thing`, they won`t know any difference.
#27
Invited by vegetarians for dinner? Point out that since you`d no doubt be made aware of their special dietary requirements, tell them about yours, and ask for a nice steak.
#28
MAKE shopkeepers feel like criminals and con men by carefully checking their change and holding bank notes up to the light before accepting them.
#29
Dyslexics. Try deliberately spelling words wrongly. This way at least you have a chance of spelling them correctly.
#30
Give up smoking by sticking one cigarette from each new pack up a fat friend's ****, filter first, then replacing it in the box. The possibility of putting that one in your mouth will put you off smoking any of them.
#31
Keep the seat next to you on the train vacant by smiling and nodding at people as they walk up the aisle.
#32
Girls. Too old to go on an 18 to 30 holiday? Simply get ******, lie in a sand pit in your garden and **** every bloke who looks at you over the fence.
1 Like #33
Bus drivers. Pretend you're an airline pilot by wedging your accelerator pedal down with a heavy book, securing the steering wheel with some old rope, and then strolling back along the bus chatting casually to the passengers.
#34
cis_groupie
Rather than paying lots of money to gravel your driveway, sellotape rice krispies to the wheels of your car - same noise effect & much cheaper:thumbsup:



HAhahahahahahahahaha :-D
#35
Top Tip: The 'edit' button on forum posts work really well. Instead of inflating your post count to gargantuan proportions by spamming a thread, you can just add new information to the last post!

My favourite one: Frozen peas make a very good substitute for ice cubes. You can even re-freeze them afterwards!
banned#36
Clean your carpet with soap powder and water! :thumbsup:
banned#37
Big_Bad_Nige...repped for nearly getting me sacked cause I am absolutely howling at work
#38
ODB_69
Big_Bad_Nige...repped for nearly getting me sacked cause I am absolutely howling at work


I'm afraid I cant take the credit, if you find these funny mate - you absolutely HAVE to buy the "Viz Top Tips" book, you will love it.
#39
Big_Bad_Nige;3269320
Olympic athletes. Disguise the fact that you've taken anabolic steroids by running a bit slower.

:lol::giggle:
#40
AMERICAN organised crime leaders. Upon capturing the 'A' Team do not under any circumstances lock them in a shed full of tools and useful scrap materials.

Post a Comment

You don't need an account to leave a comment. Just enter your email address. We'll keep it private.

...OR log in with your social account

...OR comment using your social account

Thanks for your comment! Keep it up!
We just need to have a quick look and it will be live soon.
The community is happy to hear your opinion! Keep contributing!