So I got into my car right, and felt this weird stinging sensation on my back. I was like WTF?!!?!?!!1 so i settled back down think it was like some nerve crap or summut, n i was like WTF?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
So I got up and had a look at the seat n nothing, and I just like WTF?1?!?!?!??! N THEN IT HAPPENED TWICE MORE and I was like WTF?!?!!?!?!?!? WTFWTFWTF?!?!?!??!
Then I saw a crafty wasp coming out of my t shirt. He crawled onto the floor and I killed it dead.
Now it seriously kills man. I got some Savlon spray and savlon cream as well. Also some lube but thats for something else.
Anyway, I call the wasp "DLM".
PS: True story - and it really really hurties :(